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If you could fight any historical figure?
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urban genie said:if it was an army on army fight Napoleon Bonaparte one of histories great military Strategists , if it was hand to hand combat then Attila the Hun ruthless warrior or Xiahou Dun he was a bleeding headcase who ate his own eye in a battle
Xiahou Dun lost his left eye when he was a hit by a stray arrow during a battle against Lü Bu in the late 190s, and subsequently became known among the rank and file as "Blind Xiahou".
His image as a one-eyed warrior was popularised by Luo Guanzhong's historical novel Romance of the Three Kingdoms, in which he yanked the arrow out of his eye and devoured his eyeball.
luo guanzhong was a bit of a bull shitter,lost his eye but didn't eat it.
i know I WAS THERE
Ruhr
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Hitler´s mother in her early days
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featured on BBC2 tonight "The Greatest Knight"George Hannah said:William Marshal's tomb in the Temple is magnificently mesmeric, well worth a visit if you're down Fleet Street way.Fat Fairy said:A historical figure I would rather eat my own spleen than fight;
William (the) Marsall (1147-1219)
Defeated 500 knights in hand to hand combat.
The only knight to have unhorsed Richard Ist.
Held the Angevin Dynasty together when King John was being a complete tw@t.
Had to be held back from the fighting (against invading King Louis) by his squire who insisted he put his armour on! (aged around 70!!!)
Re-issued Magna Carta in 1217 as regent.
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jared said:I want to piss on Gandhi's bald head and see how he will respond in a non violent way.
By shitting in your shoes while you're asleep I would imagine.
rushts
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Zorro. i'd chin the bastard.
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Feed-The-Goat said:Moses.
Remi?
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dronefromsector7g
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God.
Ooh look at me I can make stuff.
Whoopy shit.
Ooh look at me I can make stuff.
Whoopy shit.
rushts
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dronefromsector7g said:God.
Ooh look at me I can make stuff.
Whoopy shit.
I'm with you mate, no one likes a show off.
'For my next trick, watch me turn this water into wine'
I've got an idea, why don't you stop the romans raping and killing everyone?