If you could fight any historical figure?

[1961_vintage]

Tony Blair.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Tiny Tim. So when I chicken out, he couldn't catch me.


Or Helen Keller.


Or Stephen Hawking.


I pick my fights carefully.

 

[1dart]

Jihadi John, although thats giving him too much credit as a historical figure so im going with Jeremy Clarkson.

 

[urban genie]

if it was an army on army fight Napoleon Bonaparte one of histories great military Strategists , if it was hand to hand combat then Attila the Hun ruthless warrior or Xiahou Dun he was a bleeding headcase who ate his own eye in a battle

 

[Citizen in Pakistan]

The three b,s
Bush
Blair
Bagdadi

 

[Sparkys-Army]

Anne Frank.

 

[Chipmeister]

Lady Godiva, when she gets off that horse I'll give it her big time.

 

[Damocles]

Plato

 

[DelToro]

Plato

You gonna socrates it to him?

 

[poh]

That dirty smelling piece of motherfucking pigshit eamon Holmes,I would take great delight in tuning that cocksucking pigfucker right up..........not an historical figure I argree,but WHAT a ****.