If you could have 1 Superpower...

[2sheikhs]

I realised it was a joke; but since no one has replied to omnipotence I figured a few people mustn't have come across the word... otherwise suspect most would agree!

That's a decent attempt at a get out ;-)

I'm confused now! Is omnipotence the new name for viagra?

 

[mammutly]

Press pause on the world.

I could consider and appreciate the moment. Endlessly take in the split second of triumph or disaster, deeply grasp the essence of experience. Reflect and grow spiritually and intellectually. Truly appreciate the transient nature of existence like no great thinker or philosopher has ever done before. Look up a few skirts, fix a few bets, that kind of thing.

 

[BimboBob]

Invisible.


Honestly...who wouldn't? Spy on birds.Get in anywhere free of charge.ANYWHERE.Freak people out by whispering in their ear etc etc.

 

[KAL_EL]

Id like the powers of medusa then any rag i looked at would turn to stone and i could kick the fuckers to dust. (yeh ive just been to see clash of the titans :)

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

The United States of America.

lol

good answer!!!

mine would be the ability to control others!
think of the fun you could have...

you could convince the bank to give you £100,000,000,000,000
you could convince alex ferguson to jump off a cliff!
you could convince which ever girl you wanted...(or would that be rape...but then again you could convince the court you were innocent!!!)

lol...getting a bit too far into this

this ^

 

[paphos-mcfc]

Mine would be to be able to turn myself into anything. Metamorph? I'd turn myself into a dog turd and throw myself into the path of an incoming rag.

 

[jimharri]

The ability to predict the lottery numbers in advance.

 

[charliebigspuds]

X-Ray Specs and the ability to hide my hard-on

 

[jimharri]

....the ability to hide my hard-on

Not that difficult (according to my mate).
*cough*

 

[paphos-mcfc]

...also adding to my metamorphing ability, I'd turn myself into Shrek, shag an old bird and get it on camera. Oh shit, forgot, has this already been done?