If you could pass one law....

[KS55]

I would enact the British Constitution Act, which would provide for:
The abolition of the monarchy
The abolition of all aristocratic titles
The abolition of the honours system
The establishment of a federal republic with four equal country parliaments and a much pared down federal gov.
A written constitution with federal and country powers defined and a constitutional court.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Could be confused with R for Rag.

Rags are to have a penis tattooed on their forehead

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

PS I assume you mean "sewing", not planting seeds? (Sorry!)

He meant sowing..... Growing your own cannabis. Would be essential as in other comments drug dealers get life so where else they getting it from?

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I would ban "Offer applies to new customers only".
In business, I was always told that retaining existing customers was easier than finding new ones.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I would enact the British Constitution Act, which would provide for:
The abolition of the monarchy
The abolition of all aristocratic titles
The abolition of the honours system
The establishment of a federal republic with four equal country parliaments and a much pared down federal gov.
A written constitution with federal and country powers defined and a constitutional court.

I agree in principle, but it poses the question of who would be elected President of England. The way the general public vote, we could end up like the USA with some clueless "celebrity".
Who would be our god-bothering, clueless, groping half-wit to match Trump?

 

[KS55]

I agree in principle, but it poses the question of who would be elected President of England. The way the general public vote, we could end up like the USA with some clueless "celebrity".
Who would be our god-bothering, clueless, groping half-wit to match Trump?

Alan Sugar, of course.
Failing that, Andrew Windsor.

 

[KS55]

Alan Sugar, of course.
Failing that, Andrew Windsor.

PS You mean president of The Federal British Republic.

 

[denislawsbackheel]

I would ban "Offer applies to new customers only".
In business, I was always told that retaining existing customers was easier than finding new ones.

It’s on its way.

Car and home insurers face ban on charging existing customers more than newbies

Car and home insurance customers should pay no more when renewing their policy than they would if they were taking out a new one with the same firm, under radical new proposals from the financial regulator

www.moneysavingexpert.com

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Using a hand held mobile whilst at the wheel - life driving ban
Driving without tax/insurance - mandatory 5 year prison sentence.
Killing anyone whilst speeding - life driving ban and mandatory minimum 10 year prison sentence.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Buy an island and put the underclass on it

Already passed - Canvey Island.