If you could pass one law....

[trotsky]

It should be law that you can exit an agreement or contract by the same method that you entered it. i.e. when Sky tv accept your new deal over the phone and it starts immediately - then try and cancel it (after the agreed term) and they tell you it can’t be done by phone, so you must write in (in triplicate) and give 28days notice. Twats.

 

[dickie davies]

All Americanisms banned from being used in the British English language. If you are caught using them, you have to attend a British English rehabilitation course

That's garbage

 

[Tuearts right boot]

By 2025 barely any of us will be able to afford a seasoncard and we’ll all be wheelchair supporters.

Edited...

 

[urban genie]

That's garbage

Oh garbage that middle aged english word.

Good on you not using the americanised word trash

 

[Bill the Blue]

Tip-

When you do the first crossover, before the loops, cross them over the other way around.

So instead of the right lace being placed furthest away from the body and over left first, move the right lace closest to the body and under the left lace first... and then do the loops as normal.

The laces shouldn’t come undone then!

Only on Bluemoon can you go from reading about us trying to sign the world's best footballer to seeing a post giving step by step instructions to a grown man telling him how to tie his shoelaces up..


Haha!!



So let me get this straight, you say the right lace is the shortest length and goes under the left one before forming the loop for it to go round before it's pulled tight..

Off to find my shoes and give it a go..!

 

[East Level 2]

One law id pass.
Armchair supporters are not allowed an opinion on football

That would end conversations with rags and dippers at work.

 

[dobingsdobber]

You know we still have to pay for those?
Unless you’re advocating kids get it free? :-))

Cradle to grave mate

 

[Ancoats blue]

Anybody who overtakes a car on the motorway by driving just 1 or 2 mph more than the car they are overtaking should be banned from driving.

So should people who deliberately speed up when someone is overtaking them!

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

During run up to elections, politicians can only discuss what they intend to do if elected. They cannot discuss what they deem rival parties or politicians will do.

 

[Phil1]

Only on Bluemoon can you go from reading about us trying to sign the world's best footballer to seeing a post giving step by step instructions to a grown man telling him how to tie his shoelaces up..


Haha!!



So let me get this straight, you say the right lace is the shortest length and goes under the left one before forming the loop for it to go round before it's pulled tight..

Off to find my shoes and give it a go..!

I just tie mine quite tight and funnily enough they don't come undone. Weird, I know, but it works for me.