It's a difficult one because my whole family come from Ardwick, Collyhurst, Miles Platting, Harpurhey and Hulme whilst I'm from Moston. So Manchester, and therefore Manchester City, are the only club any of us could support.
If City didn't exist, I would probably be closest to Bury because I am particularly fond of the countryside around there as well as going out with some bird from Brandelsholme once.
Supporting Manchester United would never be an option. As Manchester is all I've ever really known, I wouldn't support a team who have only spent 10 years in our city yet decide they will dirty our name. I use the word 'dirty' because of their 'win at all costs' motto. All United have ever been interested in is profit. They are not a team for fans. They are a team who will exploit the dead or dying for more money. They are the embodiment of everything wrong with the world. Fuck them like they fucked their Munich victims.
So, yeah, I'd pretty much just enjoy football from afar.