If you were on a killing spree at work

[MillisleBlue]

1,300 to 1,400 folk in our place so could take a while:

 

[Blue Mist]

But the accents make you want to kill them La

ok so start a thread 'jobless bastards (non evertonian) with an annoying accents that I want to kill whilst someone plays shit hot music' thread

 

[Bigga]

Playing over the tannoy system. The first person you pass as you leave the room where the control system is spared.

As you walk away from them smiling, you mutter “this is beautiful” and then draw the gun and fire at whoever passes next.

As people start coming out of offices, it’s like a game of whack-a-mole as you spin to each opening of a door and fire.

Mine is quite similar.

I picture the mind trigger switching at the beginning and going to get my weapons, a bunch of guns and a couple of shotguns. Back down the hall I go with headphones playing as people scatter.

I enter my office and see eyes pop open. A few fist fights and the hand guns come out.

The shotguns go off when the 'cannons' do!

All in slo mo. Bliss and comfort in my fantasy madness.

Tchaikovsky​

 

[Barcon]

Benny hill theme tune.

 

[Homar]

Too unoriginal?

 

[BertTrautmann'sParachute]

If I were on a killing spree in a liverpool shirt I'd have this playing in the background

 

[sir baconface]

I’ve mostly got on with people that worked for me tbh

That doesn’t give you the right to be a thread pooper.

There must be some who were worth wasting.

 

[andyhinch]

That doesn’t give you the right to be a thread pooper.

There must be some who were worth wasting.

I did work with Boris a little bit but I quite liked him as a person, I’ll think harder sorry to fuck the thread up.

 

[Blue Mist]

I did work with Boris a little bit but I quite liked him as a person, I’ll think harder sorry to fuck the thread up.

and who says you cant kill people you like ?

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I’ve mostly got on with people that worked for me tbh

What about people you worked for?