i'm embarrassed by my post count

[Anonymous]

I'd happily lose my post count right now (mods do your worst), it makes me feel like a prick when newer posters seeing my post count might expect some kind of coherence or authority which I can't and won't provide.

It also makes me look like a virgin.

i was thinking virgin myself, but being labeled a messiah never entered my head

i haven't seen any mods post on here for a few days, are they on their annual yacht jaunt in the med?

can we hide post counts mods, or what?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'd happily lose my post count right now (mods do your worst), it makes me feel like a prick when newer posters seeing my post count might expect some kind of coherence or authority which I can't and won't provide.

It also makes me look like a virgin.

i was thinking virgin myself, but being labeled a messiah never entered my head

i haven't seen any mods post on here for a few days, are they on their annual yacht jaunt in the med?

can we hide post counts mods, or what?

I'm half virgin, half messiah.

The messiah in me wants post counts abolished so that I can run free whilst the virgin wants them to remain in the vain hope an attractive young female comes on here looking for a twat with a big post count.

 

[MCFC James]

I'd happily lose my post count right now (mods do your worst), it makes me feel like a prick when newer posters seeing my post count might expect some kind of coherence or authority which I can't and won't provide.

It also makes me look like a virgin.

Are you?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

I'd happily lose my post count right now (mods do your worst), it makes me feel like a prick when newer posters seeing my post count might expect some kind of coherence or authority which I can't and won't provide.

It also makes me look like a virgin.

Are you?

Against all the odds, no!

 

[Anonymous]

i was thinking virgin myself, but being labeled a messiah never entered my head

i haven't seen any mods post on here for a few days, are they on their annual yacht jaunt in the med?

can we hide post counts mods, or what?

I'm half virgin, half messiah.

The messiah in me wants post counts abolished so that I can run free whilst the virgin wants them to remain in the vain hope an attractive young female comes on here looking for a twat with a big post count.

your logic is sound, in fact i'd say that's a win win situation!

 

[tueartsboots]

perhaps we should have "Reputation" points as post count means jack tbh. I've over 12,000 but have only posted upstairs about 100 times and that is only to post Points of Blue/OSC minutes or messages. 10,000 of mine are probably on the £20 thread

 

[Anonymous]

perhaps we should have "Reputation" points as post count means jack tbh. I've over 12,000 but have only posted upstairs about 100 times and that is only to post Points of Blue/OSC minutes or messages. 10,000 of mine are probably on the £20 thread

that's even worse. at least post counts are just a number

i think there should be an option on whether you can show your count or not.

 

[Skashion]

I'd happily lose my post count right now (mods do your worst), it makes me feel like a prick when newer posters seeing my post count might expect some kind of coherence or authority which I can't and won't provide.

It also makes me look like a virgin.

Well, you're still Jesus to me.



I need you in my life, Jesus. I can't live without you, Jesus.
And I just want to feel you deep inside me, Jesus.

Don't ever leave me, Jesus. I couldn't stand to see you go.
My heart would simply snap, my Lord, if you walked on out that door.
I promise I'll be good to you, and keep you warm at night.
Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, why don't we just... shut off the lights.

I love you, Jesus, I want you to walk with me.
I'll take good care of you baby. Call you my baby, baby!
You died for my sins, and you know that I would die for you, right?
What's the matter, baby? You're trembling Jesus, baby! Your love, is my life!
You know when I'm without you there's a black hole in my life! Ooooh!
I wanna believe, it's alright, cause I get lonely in the night and it's up to you to save me, Jesus, baby!

I wanna get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I wanna feel his salvation all over my face.

The body of Christ, sleek swimmer's body, all muscled up and toned.
The body of Christ, Oh, Lord Almighty, I wish I could call it my own.

Whenever I see Jesus up on that cross I can't help but think that he looks kinda hot...

 

[Blue Smarties]

Makes me cringe when you see members who have been on BM for a matter of months and have a lot of posts. I admit my posts are up with the worst on BM however that's been building up since 08, not '10.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I'll suck balls for posts.