I'm Gonna Lamp one of them!!!!

[Dribble]

After remaining calm most of the weekend despite my deep disappointment, this morning I walked into work to see Red John scuttling up to our main office. When I got there the fuckin knobheads had adorned my office with newspaper cuttings of their hollow victory and to add insult to injury the changed my desktop theme to a picture of Rooney's 'shinned' goal!!!

They've been relentless all day, but I've held my head high and risen above it all. I've left the newspapers & the desktop theme where they are to show them I'm a better man than any of them. I'm not a violent man, but how the fuck I haven't nutted one so far is beyond me and I seriously don't know how I've kept my emotions in check!!!

HELP ME, I need inspiration and heavenly intervention!!!

 

[yatesy94]

keep in there mate just tell em to "fuck off" usually does the trick...

 

[baggy]

it's only a job.

nail him...

 

[pablozabaleta]

Just nut him and shit the rest of the armchairs up. They won't do it again :)

 

[more lazy than useless]

Only answer is go home sick. You probably won't be lying.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Burn the newspapers but make an effigy of Rooney, a picture of Peppa Pig'd do, and then stick Peppa Rooney on a stick an' 'oist 'im into the flames! With a bit of luck the flames'll be more orange than red!

 

[Hamann Pineapple]

Shit in his butty box

 

[tazmancblue]

Just rise above it and get through the day; not long now.

Then you can rest happy that tomorrow they will have sat in those same armchairs as they do to watch the match and will have watched Coronation Street and will be more interested in that. This comes of them having small pathetic brains!

 

[Fanzone Danny]

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT........ DO IT!! ;O)

 

[JamesMCFC]

Slap em while there asleep the shitbags