I'm Gonna Lamp one of them!!!!

[samharris]

After remaining calm most of the weekend despite my deep disappointment, this morning I walked into work to see Red John scuttling up to our main office. When I got there the fuckin knobheads had adorned my office with newspaper cuttings of their hollow victory and to add insult to injury the changed my desktop theme to a picture of Rooney's 'shinned' goal!!!

They've been relentless all day, but I've held my head high and risen above it all. I've left the newspapers & the desktop theme where they are to show them I'm a better man than any of them. I'm not a violent man, but how the fuck I haven't nutted one so far is beyond me and I seriously don't know how I've kept my emotions in check!!!

HELP ME, I need inspiration and heavenly intervention!!!

Tell em Ocean Finance are on the phone...

 

[Berzerkovic]

Lamp away mate.

 

[MATCITY]

a swift round house kick to the temple should sort you're situation

 

[funlikeruck]

After remaining calm most of the weekend despite my deep disappointment, this morning I walked into work to see Red John scuttling up to our main office. When I got there the fuckin knobheads had adorned my office with newspaper cuttings of their hollow victory and to add insult to injury the changed my desktop theme to a picture of Rooney's 'shinned' goal!!!

They've been relentless all day, but I've held my head high and risen above it all. I've left the newspapers & the desktop theme where they are to show them I'm a better man than any of them. I'm not a violent man, but how the fuck I haven't nutted one so far is beyond me and I seriously don't know how I've kept my emotions in check!!!

HELP ME, I need inspiration and heavenly intervention!!!

if you need a second or indeed a coat holder, i`m your man

 

[shadygiz]

After remaining calm most of the weekend despite my deep disappointment, this morning I walked into work to see Red John scuttling up to our main office. When I got there the fuckin knobheads had adorned my office with newspaper cuttings of their hollow victory and to add insult to injury the changed my desktop theme to a picture of Rooney's 'shinned' goal!!!

They've been relentless all day, but I've held my head high and risen above it all. I've left the newspapers & the desktop theme where they are to show them I'm a better man than any of them. I'm not a violent man, but how the fuck I haven't nutted one so far is beyond me and I seriously don't know how I've kept my emotions in check!!!

HELP ME, I need inspiration and heavenly intervention!!!

sack them, then delay their P45 so the dole wont pay out...easy ;)

 

[Matt Diablo]

Shit in his butty box

or shit in his batty box (sorry thats wrong) but you get the jist

 

[UwesGrandad]

Sound like a top bunch of lads

 

[samharris]

tik tok from return to oz.

The perfect screensaver for a rag infested office..

 

[uweuweuwe]

I had same problem few years back and as he didn't sit near me I bought a small a carton of milk brank half cut the top off and taped it to the back of his desk and left it to do its work.
some time after someone complained about the rag his body odour and he was taken into the managers office to discuss his personal hygine.

 

[salfordbluemcfc]

Smash um!! ;-))