I'm in the bad books at work...

The Fat el Hombre said:
For refusing to pay towards a workmates leaving funds. When someone leaves or has a baby or any of that bullshit we have a collection for them. Anyway this chinese dude who's worked with us for a few years is leaving, so some woman comes round my office asking for coin for his leaving present. Fair enough I think so I pull my wallet out of my pocket and brush the cobwebs off. Just as I open it and see the queen on my five pound note blinking at the first sight of daylight she's seen for a while, I ask the woman what they're gonna buy him, 'A united shirt' she replies!

I was horrified. I put my wallet back in my pocket and have flat out refused to pay any money towards it. She even had the cheek to have a go at me and demand payment, but I wasn't having any of it, there is absolutely no way under any circumstances I am contributing to any of that shit
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I commend you, good Sir.
Get the wanker a pint of lager top, then tell him to, "fuck off back to London!"
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
For refusing to pay towards a workmates leaving funds. When someone leaves or has a baby or any of that bullshit we have a collection for them. Anyway this chinese dude who's worked with us for a few years is leaving, so some woman comes round my office asking for coin for his leaving present. Fair enough I think so I pull my wallet out of my pocket and brush the cobwebs off. Just as I open it and see the queen on my five pound note blinking at the first sight of daylight she's seen for a while, I ask the woman what they're gonna buy him, 'A united shirt' she replies!

I was horrified. I put my wallet back in my pocket and have flat out refused to pay any money towards it. She even had the cheek to have a go at me and demand payment, but I wasn't having any of it, there is absolutely no way under any circumstances I am contributing to any of that shit
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brilliant stick by your guns
 
Went for his meal last nite, my head of division was there who said he thought it wasn't good I didn't contribute, I told him he wouldn't expect a black dude to contribute to someones KKK outfit, he said that was extreme.

I bought the dude a drink, and I attended his meal, so I think I'm okay with it all

We've just had his leaving speech and the presented his presents, I was feeling a twat about not contributing, until he opened his presents and he had a man united shirt, cap, and some bullshit book about how fantastic they are. That's when I knew I was absolutely fucking right not to contribute to that shite. Fuck em!
 
A mate of mine got me a city shirt for my birthday a while back, he is a big united fan aswell but i was going through a bad time aswell and to be fair to him if it was the other way around i would of done the same.
 
CTID1989 said:
A mate of mine got me a city shirt for my birthday a while back, he is a big united fan aswell but i was going through a bad time aswell and to be fair to him if it was the other way around i would of done the same.
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