I'm middle class me.

[al67]

I chuck my toe nail clippings in the bin rather than chew them into bits and spit them at my dog.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Once I am high enough up the ladder to become working class, I shall then begin the quest to become middle class, until then I am just a pesant.

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

Once I am high enough up the ladder to become working class, I shall then begin the quest to become middle class, until then I am just a pesant.

You will become middle class when you learn to spell peasant.

 

[TCIB]

Is it Gordons* and tonic time yet?




*other brands of gin are available from major retailers. Please drink responsibly.

I do not drink that filthy Gordons, instead make sure i have plenty of this...

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I shall not partake in the ingestion of this beautiful liquid unless ice and fresh lime are both plentyful and copius amounts of tonic water.

I also read The Times whilst sat on thine thrown if that helps my case your honor.

You filthy underclass.

 

[Balti]

City! City! RaRaRa

OKYaYa?

 

[MCC]

I enjoy eating cucumber sandwiches at the match before attending swinging sessions in Heaton Norris afterwards. Now, you can`t get more middle class than that.

 

[Davs 19]

When did middle class become royalty or are we all pretending to be that Mrs Bouquet/bucket women off the telly box

You are obviously a filthy prole. Please leave by the tradesmans entrance and ask your 6 year old child to sweep the chimneys on the way out my good man.......

 

[bluezi]

I have my own a pair of leather driving gloves,and elbow patches on my cardigans.

 

[uglifrog]

The numbers on my wheelie bin are floral adhesive stencils & not the brilliant white silk emulsion you find catapulted on the sides of chavs bins.
awful, god awful.

 

[2sheikhs]

I've started using a napkin when eating my special mix kebab. (Well I say napkin but it's actually a bib).