I'm middle class me.

[BoyBlue_1985]

what truly defines middle class
When im truly there will i get a penchant for the Daily Mail?

No, that's when you join the ranks of the lower middle classes.

Ah its The Times then

The daily paper that takes a week to read

 

[BackofJeanette]

I use moist toilet tissue, whether I have evacuated my bowels or not!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

what truly defines middle class
When im truly there will i get a penchant for the Daily Mail?

No, that's when you join the ranks of the lower middle classes.

Ah its The Times then

The daily paper that takes a week to read

I read it pretty much cover to cover in an hour on the train today.

The key is missing out the bits you're not interested in ;-)

 

[BimboBob]

what truly defines middle class
When im truly there will i get a penchant for the Daily Mail?

No, that's when you join the ranks of the lower middle classes.

you get a letter from the queen to tell you that you are middle class !

didnt you get one ? pity.

top tip;

REMOVE THE SKULL TATTOO FROM YOUR NECK

Another top tip is...

DO NOT LET CORKY REMOVE THE SKULL TATTOO WITH HIS TRUSTY PENKNIFE.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

No, that's when you join the ranks of the lower middle classes.

you get a letter from the queen to tell you that you are middle class !

didnt you get one ? pity.

top tip;

REMOVE THE SKULL TATTOO FROM YOUR NECK

Another top tip is...

DO NOT LET CORKY REMOVE THE SKULL TATTOO WITH HIS TRUSTY PENKNIFE.

 

[SWP's back]

No, that's when you join the ranks of the lower middle classes.

you get a letter from the queen to tell you that you are middle class !

didnt you get one ? pity.

top tip;

REMOVE THE SKULL TATTOO FROM YOUR NECK

Another top tip is...

DO NOT LET CORKY SKULL FUCK YOU WITH HIS THRUSTY PENIS.

 

[Swales lives]

IWhen out walking my dog, I pick up it's poop, tie the bag up and hang it off a branch or fence. That's how middle class I am.

 

[Swales lives]

IWhen out walking my dog, I pick up it's poop, tie the bag up and hang it off a branch or fence. That's how middle class I am.

thats nothing, we are so middle class we walk our son's Nintedo Dogs game

That's not middle class, that's menkle!

 

[SWP's back]

IWhen out walking my dog, I pick up it's poop, tie the bag up and hang it off a branch or fence. That's how middle class I am.

You are middle class, you "apple-ise" the word "when".

 

[Swales lives]

IWhen out walking my dog, I pick up it's poop, tie the bag up and hang it off a branch or fence. That's how middle class I am.

You are middle class, you "apple-ise" the word "when".

That just proves what I've been telling everyone. iThankyou.