Immigrants threaten UK fish stocks.

[paphos-mcfc]

Turbot it bluntly, I don't think eel sea the Carp again. But there could be a Ray of hope.

 

[masterwig]

*Put's on Irish accent*

Dolphind a way to sell them on.

 

[Anonymous]

Having read through 10 pages of terrible puns, the net result is the OP is a touch crabby about this, but in fairness has clearly made a rod for his own back.

I mean, all this fuss jaws because you've lost a couple of fish?

 

[smudgedj]

Most likely stolen by a gang of drug Haddocks.

 

[macca-mcfc-flc]

they are prawns in a bigger game,but be careful they dnt scampi off next time.

 

[masterwig]

They took the wrong fish by misthake.

 

[pee dubya]

Alright guys you're taking it a bit too far now, getting a bit carried away, clam down.

 

[Zubrman]

Just stick two fishfingers up at 'em, me ole cockle. Sprat's the way!

 

[smudgedj]

Yes we shouldn't be Basking in someone else's misery.

 

[Zubrman]

Yes we shouldn't be Basking in someone else's misery.

That's right; it'll only make him blubber!