Impetigo FTW

We visited my brother and his family in Devon and my youngest came back with what we thought was a friction burn on her arm from bodyboarding.
We visited a local chemist and we were given cream and breathable plasters as it was just a bit of a burn.
A few days later we left the country by ferry to visit my other brother in Germany. The wound had grown substantialy and the ships doctor dressed the wound with a bandage. Whist holidaying this wound on Jessies arm spread to her stomach and leg. We visited my brothers GP and he gave us some cream and told us that when we returned to the UK go and visit a skin specialist. My wife replied with "Do you know how the NHS works?"
As soon as we returned we took Jess to our GP who immediately said "Impetigo" The doctor diagnosed some antibiotics and a skin cream. Literally within hours the wound was shrinking.

BTW,whilst in Germany Jess managed to infect a swimming pool and her Uncle and the ferry
 
I hope everyone in the VDB household are using different towels to him etc etc as it is extremely infectious.
 
Colin_Bell said:
Thats what you get for dating birds from Facebook mate ;-)
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Haha just dropped her off after sticking her one for the first time last night funnily enough. She ain't caught my impetigo yet, in fact, I fear what I may have just caught off her
 
JACKPOT! He's only gone and hit the FUCKING JACKPOT!

Just back from the docs, the aids on my face has spread to my cheek, so the doc has given me a full week off work, wahey! I still feel great, and I'm lookin forward to a week of training, rest, chonging, and I'm off to buy some chicken and gammon steak to celeberate! Result!
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
JACKPOT! He's only gone and hit the FUCKING JACKPOT!

Just back from the docs, the aids on my face has spread to my cheek, so the doc has given me a full week off work, wahey! I still feel great, and I'm lookin forward to a week of training, rest, chonging, and I'm off to buy some chicken and gammon steak to celeberate! Result!
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If you even think about showing up to the 11-a-side trials on Saturday you'd better be in one of those f*cking hermetically sealed bubbles!
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
JACKPOT! He's only gone and hit the FUCKING JACKPOT!

Just back from the docs, the aids on my face has spread to my cheek, so the doc has given me a full week off work, wahey! I still feel great, and I'm lookin forward to a week of training, rest, chonging, and I'm off to buy some chicken and gammon steak to celeberate! Result!
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hahahaha proper pmsl!!! You legend! xxx
 
You wanna try having a shower after one of your sweaty workouts you scruffy bastard.

I still want to smoke with you though, I want to slowly undo everything you've been taught and remake you emotionally to my own liking.
 
Well guys thought I'd give you an update on how my week of idleness and loafing is going

The no work thing means I've been staying up a lot later, last night I kipped at the girls house who I've been seeing (she is also a bum). Watched a bit of bb then she wanted to put Sex and the City on, I was gonna do a runner but thought I'd persist and see how it went which was the right thing to do cos 20 minutes in I was being sexually rewarded for my troubles

Into my third season with Swindon on Footy Manager, just trying to break into the prem at the mo. Also started reading the Mickey Francis book Guvnors, which is pretty useful while I'm waiting for FM to do all it's loading.

Still got a couple of boxes of chicken left from my monday shop, and half a bag of peas, although I've eaten most of the cod I bought, should just about last the week with food though hopefully. Gonna nail a gammon steak in a few mins I reckon

It's a wake and bake job this monring, then back to sleep more than likely, this is the life!
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
Well guys thought I'd give you an update on how my week of idleness and loafing is going

The no work thing means I've been staying up a lot later, last night I kipped at the girls house who I've been seeing (she is also a bum). Watched a bit of bb then she wanted to put Sex and the City on, I was gonna do a runner but thought I'd persist and see how it went which was the right thing to do cos 20 minutes in I was being sexually rewarded for my troubles

Into my third season with Swindon on Footy Manager, just trying to break into the prem at the mo. Also started reading the Mickey Francis book Guvnors, which is pretty useful while I'm waiting for FM to do all it's loading.

Still got a couple of boxes of chicken left from my monday shop, and half a bag of peas, although I've eaten most of the cod I bought, should just about last the week with food though hopefully. Gonna nail a gammon steak in a few mins I reckon

It's a wake and bake job this monring, then back to sleep more than likely, this is the life!
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Waking and baking as i type scabby head
 
The Fat el Hombre said:
Haha good work lad, gonna do a manning all day me, got some gammon steak under the grill
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I'm going back to bed til 2 now cos I'm tired.

Always a good day when you're pulling a manning remember that! (not literally, that would be hideous)

I've been eating lots of brown rice lately and loads of veg, you'd be proud of me.

Laters dude
 
Late to bed means late to rise
It's the wake n' bake, baby, when I open my eyes

You've inspired me, Voodoo. I too have done fuck all this week. I'm rarely off sick so I thought, "sod this" and ducked Monday....and then Tuesday and today. Been gym, been swimming, been walking my mate's dog and generally having the time off that I know I deserve.

Thanks!
 
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