Impetigo FTW

[TheMightyQuinn]

You're both queer, you should get up and have a wank...then go back to sleep. Not a smoke.

I havent had a good morning tug for some time now, cheers I'll have one tomorrow :)

Though it is inevitable I'll be thinking of you whilst I do it now.

 

[Simon Le Tom]

You're both queer, you should get up and have a wank...then go back to sleep. Not a smoke.

I havent had a good morning tug for some time now, cheers I'll have one tomorrow :)

Though it is inevitable I'll be thinking of you whilst I do it now.

That'll either be a really quick spontenaous wank or a really drawn out tile-cracking powerful one

 

[The Fat el Hombre]

Late to bed means late to rise
It's the wake n' bake, baby, when I open my eyes

You've inspired me, Voodoo. I too have done fuck all this week. I'm rarely off sick so I thought, "sod this" and ducked Monday....and then Tuesday and today. Been gym, been swimming, been walking my mate's dog and generally having the time off that I know I deserve.

Thanks!

Fantastic! That's absolutely fantastic mate. Go for the full week off, loaf it to the limit. The thought of me inspiring you to do such a thing makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside

Pulling the odd fake sicky revitalises the soul. Yea booking days off as holiday is all well and good, but even when you do that, you sometimes get this nagging feeling and pressure that you have to make the most of it, otherwise it's a waste. Sick days though, you ain't wasting shit there.

A fake sicky is a way of getting even with this depressing real world we live in. To feel the exhilirating pleasure of freedom, to make a stand and say 'No, you will not control me or this life I lead'

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You're both queer, you should get up and have a wank...then go back to sleep. Not a smoke.

I havent had a good morning tug for some time now, cheers I'll have one tomorrow :)

Though it is inevitable I'll be thinking of you whilst I do it now.

That'll either be a really quick spontenaous wank or a really drawn out tile-cracking powerful one

Either way i'll enjoy it!

 

[Simon Le Tom]

You're both queer, you should get up and have a wank...then go back to sleep. Not a smoke.

I havent had a good morning tug for some time now, cheers I'll have one tomorrow :)

Though it is inevitable I'll be thinking of you whilst I do it now.

That'll either be a really quick spontenaous wank or a really drawn out tile-cracking powerful one

Either way i'll enjoy it!

That you will my friend, that...you...will! I'm excellent wank fodder.

 

[Philbo]

You're both queer, you should get up and have a wank...then go back to sleep. Not a smoke.

I havent had a good morning tug for some time now, cheers I'll have one tomorrow :)

Though it is inevitable I'll be thinking of you whilst I do it now.

That'll either be a really quick spontenaous wank or a really drawn out tile-cracking powerful one

Either way i'll enjoy it!

That you will my friend, that...you...will! I'm excellent wank fodder.

word to that baby!! x

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You're both queer, you should get up and have a wank...then go back to sleep. Not a smoke.

I havent had a good morning tug for some time now, cheers I'll have one tomorrow :)

Though it is inevitable I'll be thinking of you whilst I do it now.

That'll either be a really quick spontenaous wank or a really drawn out tile-cracking powerful one

Either way i'll enjoy it!

That you will my friend, that...you...will! I'm excellent wank fodder.

word to that baby!! x

Will you be joining me?

 

[Simon Le Tom]

You could possibly clasp hands together?!

Team work++!

 

[Philbo]

You're both queer, you should get up and have a wank...then go back to sleep. Not a smoke.

I havent had a good morning tug for some time now, cheers I'll have one tomorrow :)

Though it is inevitable I'll be thinking of you whilst I do it now.

That'll either be a really quick spontenaous wank or a really drawn out tile-cracking powerful one

Either way i'll enjoy it!

That you will my friend, that...you...will! I'm excellent wank fodder.

word to that baby!! x

Will you be joining me?

yes why the fuck not!?! i heart you!! xxx

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You're both queer, you should get up and have a wank...then go back to sleep. Not a smoke.

I havent had a good morning tug for some time now, cheers I'll have one tomorrow :)

Though it is inevitable I'll be thinking of you whilst I do it now.

That'll either be a really quick spontenaous wank or a really drawn out tile-cracking powerful one

Either way i'll enjoy it!

That you will my friend, that...you...will! I'm excellent wank fodder.

word to that baby!! x

Will you be joining me?

yes why the fuck not!?! i heart you!! xxx

X X X

 

[Bigga]

You fackin' muppets!

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You fackin' muppets!

Have you ever pleasured yourself thinking of the Simon Le Tom, Bigga?

 

[Danish Blue]

Have you ever pleasured yourself thinking of the Simon Le Tom, Bigga?

because you know he has you....

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Have you ever pleasured yourself thinking of the Simon Le Tom, Bigga?

because you know he has you....

Look up metrosexual in the dictionary and theres 3 pictures

Pic 1 - Me and Bozo looking cool with our hair
Pic 2 - Anton, Simon Le Tom, Philbo and VD on a night out
Pic 3 - Bigga smiling cheekily

 

[Danish Blue]

Pic 1 - Me and Bozo looking cool with our hair
Pic 2 - Anton, Simon Le Tom, Philbo and VD on a night out
Pic 3 - Bigga smiling cheekily

point 1- I have very cool hair, why do i never get invited (I also moisteurise)

Point 2 - You still invite VD and if so who sits next to him in the cab?

Point 3- BWAH

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Pic 1 - Me and Bozo looking cool with our hair
Pic 2 - Anton, Simon Le Tom, Philbo and VD on a night out
Pic 3 - Bigga smiling cheekily

point 1- I have very cool hair, why do i never get invited (I also moisteurise)

Point 2 - You still invite VD and if so who sits next to him in the cab?

Point 3- BWAH

1 - Ok, you can be in my hair club :)

2 - I dont go out with these guys, they wont allow it, I'm too cool.

3 - Exactly!

 

[AntonDonJuan]

You can come on our next night out if you like TMQ. You can be the guy who takes one for the team. Or takes one from the team if we don't pull

 

[Danish Blue]

You can come on our next night out if you like TMQ. You can be the guy who takes one for the team. Or takes one from the team if we don't pull

thats what i call an all rounder

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

You can come on our next night out if you like TMQ. You can be the guy who takes one for the team. Or takes one from the team if we don't pull

Cheers, I'll wash my clothes especially.

 

[AntonDonJuan]

You can come on our next night out if you like TMQ. You can be the guy who takes one for the team. Or takes one from the team if we don't pull

thats what i call an all rounder

The versatile friend. The guy that likes being your friend because he thinks he is "cool" hanging around with you. Once you put it to him that he needs to hang out of a whale so you can dip your wick, he's happy because he's getting laid which is a rarety. But he loves you so much that if you fail to pull, he's willing to touch his toes and let you empty your sack before the night is through.

All hail The Versatile Friend