In the doghouse and aint a clue why

XxRachXx said:
bobmcfc said:
Rach, Ignore him he just needs a slapped arse :)

if i saw him right now he would get more than that insulting the way i have been bought up !!! he knows fuck all about me my mum did a bloody good job :@

Oh course he doesnt know anything.
 
i let my new girlfriend choose the restaurant on our second date. she chose the most expensive restaurant in town! "this is nice isnt it?"she smiled. "where are you planning on taking me afterwards?" "at these prices," i said, "Up the arse!"
 
danburge82 said:
mcmanus said:
Why do split-arses do that? If I have a problem with someone I wouldn't dream of just blatantly ignoring them or giving them one word snidey remarks for days. I talk and sort the differences out.
Not heard that term for ages. I used to call everyone who got on my nerves at school a "split-arse!" Great word.

Nah seriously. A lad who lives nearby (bit of a dick) is punching well above his weight with a top dollar split-arse. She has him round her little finger, ffs it gets so bad I feel for the nobhead. She nearly tortures the poor twat. Pure fucking evil. Run for the hills.
 

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