Inbred towns

[squirtyflower]

Bacup

 

[scotty123]

Blubberhouses, drove in, drove straight out

I honestly thought you'd made that name up till I googled it

Nope its real, or at least i think it was, driving back from Newcastle after visiting relatives years ago i took the scenic route through Yarkshire and stumbled upon this place, stopped at the local shop and as i walked in they all stopped and stared, i swear they were still using Groats as currency because the thing behind the till was having trouble with a 5 pound note she even held it up to the light, foot down to the floor and i was off.
Another Yorkshire one is Saxton, went there with my mate who is into Medieval warfare and Saxton is on the edge of the Towton battlefield, about 30,000 men died there in one day so its a bit spooky, we had arranged to stay in a pub i think was called The Crooked Billet, it was ok in daylight but come the night the local inbreeds came out, i swear they were dead medieval soldiers who had all banged their dead relatives 500 years ago, it shit me up so much i refused to stay there and we drove to Tadcaster to find a BnB, Saxton weirdest place i have ever been in

 

[Manc in London]

Glossop
Middlesborough
Whitby
Castleford
Southend
Nuneaton
Dolgellau
Maccyncleth (sp?)

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Newark in Nottinghamshire,jesus this place is fucked up,Notts blue will probably know it,They seem to have their own fucking language,which is half copied from gypsies.

Yep the gypsys do have a camp site in newark now a few polish have sneaked into newark,but on a whole newark aint that bad..try blackpool,grantham...

Oh believe me it is ,it's one of them fucked up places where everyone is hard and gets into a fight on their yearly visit out of town.They have their own fuckin language for fuck sake.Twice as bad as Grantham !

My wife is from a village on the outskirts of Newark and I can confirm they genuinely have their own language.

"Gurrp Kekky Moy" etc etc

 

[ob]

Newark in Nottinghamshire,jesus this place is fucked up,Notts blue will probably know it,They seem to have their own fucking language,which is half copied from gypsies.

Yep the gypsys do have a camp site in newark now a few polish have sneaked into newark,but on a whole newark aint that bad..try blackpool,grantham...

Oh believe me it is ,it's one of them fucked up places where everyone is hard and gets into a fight on their yearly visit out of town.They have their own fuckin language for fuck sake.Twice as bad as Grantham !

LOL was waking through Wallington town centre (near Croydon) this afternoon at 2 and 2 gypsies were having a bare knuckle fight in middle of the high street surrounded about 6-8 blokes, traffic stopped people staring #christmasentertainment

 

[Thenumber1blue]

Yep the gypsys do have a camp site in newark now a few polish have sneaked into newark,but on a whole newark aint that bad..try blackpool,grantham...

Oh believe me it is ,it's one of them fucked up places where everyone is hard and gets into a fight on their yearly visit out of town.They have their own fuckin language for fuck sake.Twice as bad as Grantham !

My wife is from a village on the outskirts of Newark and I can confirm they genuinely have their own language.

"Gurrp Kekky Moy" etc etc

Ha ha thats right Gearer,doylem,where's my screeve.

What The Fuck,it's like the film wrong turn !

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Colne

 

[shadygiz]

hereford is the home of the SAS

 

[dazdon]

Langley Middleton.

I lived there for 18 years and i'm just fortunate I wasn't ingesting the mercury that lot were ingesting for generations prior to my arrival.

 

[raghunter57]

Neston or Flint.