incoming asteroid

[Slipper One]

lol, busted. I wanted them to think it was the frozen tundra.
its 4c and I was just out there cutting back stuff in the flowerbeds.

Ah, you pampered southerners, you wouldn't be cutting back stuff in the flowerbeds here, can't see them for bloody snow!!

 

[Blue and true]

Think I'll just get in bed. Wake me when the world ends.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

Think I'll just get in bed. Wake me when the world ends.

will you put on your favourite music to see things out?

 

[TinFoilHat]

Google the nearest McDonalds, Fatty. :)

By the time I've waddled there it's the end.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

the final album?
a record to listen to, your last ever one...

 

[fulabeer]

Absolute bollocks thread!
Spent the last hour shitting myself.
Just looked out the window and cannot see anything.

I swear BlueMoon is going down hill!!!

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Bastard I just saw the title and went and told the missus to piss off.

I’d probably pop into the Brexit thread and post we’ve completely fucking blown it

 

[PragueBlue]

Pour a glass of fine Barolo, put on my favourite CD of Madame Butterfly. Lie back and enjoy.

 

[dickie davies]

Everton have complained as no one told them

 

[meeesh]

Everton have complained as no one told them

They’ll know first as hopefully it hits Merseyside full on first