incoming asteroid

[Blue and true]

will you put on your favourite music to see things out?

The missus won't let me.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

I think I'll have a wank and boil an egg.

 

[BimboBob]

Have a wank over the pictures I took of next doors daughter in her school uniform without feeling guilty.

 

[idahoblues]

Have a wank over the pictures I took of next doors daughter in her school uniform without feeling guilty.

Pics

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Absolute bollocks thread!
Spent the last hour shitting myself.
Just looked out the window and cannot see anything.

I swear BlueMoon is going down hill!!!

What do you mean ' going ' down hill....

 

[TinFoilHat]

They’ll know first as hopefully it hits Merseyside full on first

The Tories would sell it as a physical example of Levelling up after.

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

I think I'll have a wank and boil an egg.

You boil your eggs for 59 minutes?

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

I'm off to the swamp with a couple of gallons of petrol, I will die a happy man seeing that shit hole go up in flames.

 

[Summerbuzz]

Saved again

New nuclear deflection simulations advance planetary defense against asteroid threats

Researchers at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL) have developed a modeling tool for assessing the potential use of a nuclear device to defend the planet against catastrophic asteroid impacts.

www.llnl.gov

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

Saved again

New nuclear deflection simulations advance planetary defense against asteroid threats

Researchers at Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory (LLNL) have developed a modeling tool for assessing the potential use of a nuclear device to defend the planet against catastrophic asteroid impacts.

www.llnl.gov

considering the amount of last-minute wanking that is being suggested in this thread, those researchers in your link (who don't even know how to correctly spell defence let alone actually have a clue what they're on about, but are thankful for the funding) would do well to research the possibilities of mass ejaculation as an asteroid-deflection option.

there are 4 billion adult men on the planet.
if they all stood erect and simultaneously fired at the asteroid just before the final moment of impact, maybe the collective amount of spermatozoa might slightly deflect it off-course and save some of us.