Innocent people that offend you

[TheMightyQuinn]

Dealers who don't understand the concept of time.
Dealers who explain that there's not much but it's good stuff.
Dealers who get busted and go out of business.

Dealers do understand the concept of time, they just have a completely different scale to the rest of us.

I haven't worked out an exact conversion yet, but my research thus far has shown that "10 minutes" to a dealer can equate to anywhere between 1 and 3 hours to a normal human being.

They clearly don't understand the concept of not getting high on your own supply. I knew all about that concept before I even knew what drugs were!

Dealers who stop to chat and act like your best mate. Just give me the stuff and fuck off I don't care how you spent your weekend and you're not coming to my party.

I enjoy the false friendship you're forced to endure with dealers.

 

[gaudinho's stolen car]

People that quote a previous post but put their post above the last one. You are referring to the previous post, I don't want to have to read your post, then their post, then your post again just to work out what's going on.

 

[Scareye]

Children, all of them. Noisy germ spreading little bastards.

 

[Chris in London]

Men who wear ugg boots. They have lost the privilege of having testicles (yes it is a privilege)

People with personalised license plates, especially when they go to a lot of effort to spell out their name.

This.

Especially when its so much easier to change your name so it matches your number plate.

All the best,

RF57 QRJ

 

[borassic]

People who start every single word with a capital letter. It's like they want to be bright but aren't quite sure how to go about it.

Geeks in Stone Island that want to be Danny Dyer.

People that wear bad trainers.

People that don't turn off the sounds when typing messages on their phones.

People that go to nightclubs, claim to be rich and famous and spunk their weeks wages on a bottle of Grey Goose in the name of 'banter'

Girls that use the word banter.

 

[Laurent Charvet]

Girls that claim to be 'One of the lads'.

You're not.

Make me a sandwich.

 

[citysince88]

The actors in every single unfunny TV advert, I wish them great pain.

 

[blueinkwell]

The two women who advertise Harveys furniture in the middle of Coronation Street.

 

[Anonymous]

Woman gets on train this morning - roughly about 0845. Sits opposite me (managed to get a table - happy days!) and proceeds to rip open some rancid smelling tuna salad butty which she demolished with some gusto, followed by a snickers and a bottle of irn bru. All before 0900!!

That little lot constitutes lunch to me, not fucking breakfast you foul harridan!

Oh, and on the second of the three trains I have to get, the one from Piccadilly to Preston - think it's trans penine or some such - we don't need announcements about luggage, minding the gap and CCTV being in operation every 5 bastarding fucking minutes you aggravating shower of cunts.

 

[2sheikhs]

Teachers who come out with modern expressions in order to be "street" or "down with the kids". You're there to teach them, not be their mate.