Innocent people that offend you

[Andy Dale]

Guys like this

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/18/desmond-hatchett-30-kids_n_1528850.html

Girls who text me and ask "What are you doing?"

Reply . . . your best mate and your mother . . . together. ( used for weirdos ).

 

[MCFC BOB]

People who send a text to Person X and then call Person X "ignorant" when Person X doesn't reply.

THAT IS NOT WHAT IGNORANT MEANS.

 

[johnny on the spot]

People who send a text to Person X and then call Person X "ignorant" when Person X doesn't reply.

THAT IS NOT WHAT IGNORANT MEANS.

Do you mean 'Person XX' or 'Person XY'?

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Dealers who don't understand the concept of time.
Dealers who explain that there's not much but it's good stuff.
Dealers who get busted and go out of business.

 

[johnny on the spot]

Dealers who don't understand the concept of time.
Dealers who explain that there's not much but it's good stuff.
Dealers who get busted and go out of business.

The advantages of being at horticulture college...

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Dealers who don't understand the concept of time.
Dealers who explain that there's not much but it's good stuff.
Dealers who get busted and go out of business.

The advantages of being at horticulture college...

Bastard.

When does mushroom season kick in? I'm gagging for a few experiences this summer. Been busy as fuck of late and nearing the end of a long break (except last Sunday) so I'm fighting fit and raring to go!

 

[johnny on the spot]

Dealers who don't understand the concept of time.
Dealers who explain that there's not much but it's good stuff.
Dealers who get busted and go out of business.

The advantages of being at horticulture college...

Bastard.

When does mushroom season kick in? I'm gagging for a few experiences this summer. Been busy as fuck of late and nearing the end of a long break (except last Sunday) so I'm fighting fit and raring to go!

Pray for rain in early September and we're all systems go. Me and Mrs Jots found Fly Agaric growing wild on a National Trust property last autumn (yoink).

In the meantime I've got my hands on The Encyclopaedia of Psychoactive Plants. 870 pages of sheer magic. Who knew you can get high off Hydrangeas?

Quick preview:

[bigimg]http://i.imgur.com/BvQNm.png[/bigimg]

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Good stuff JOTS!

I've actually been meaning to get a similar book myself once I've worked my way through my current reading.

I was actually reading about a similar book but a very old version in Tim Leary biog I've just finished and it was fascinating stuff. There was some tribe who were surrounded by millions of plants but they instinctively knew that a certain combination of just 2 of them would get you high, the kind of guys you'd like to go a rambling with!

 

[Blue Dan]

Dealers who don't understand the concept of time.
Dealers who explain that there's not much but it's good stuff.
Dealers who get busted and go out of business.

Dealers do understand the concept of time, they just have a completely different scale to the rest of us.

I haven't worked out an exact conversion yet, but my research thus far has shown that "10 minutes" to a dealer can equate to anywhere between 1 and 3 hours to a normal human being.

 

[Colliahhh]

Dealers who don't understand the concept of time.
Dealers who explain that there's not much but it's good stuff.
Dealers who get busted and go out of business.

Dealers who stop to chat and act like your best mate. Just give me the stuff and fuck off I don't care how you spent your weekend and you're not coming to my party.

Men who wear ugg boots. They have lost the privilege of having testicles (yes it is a privilege)

People with personalised license plates, especially when they go to a lot of effort to spell out their name.