Innocent people that offend you

[Laurent Charvet]

People (women) who slam doors in the house. Whether it be bedroom doors, kitchen doors, bathroom doors... No consideration for anyone else. Door slamming cunts.

I'd rather that than people (women) who don't shut a door properly. Leaving it open a fraction. Forcing you to get up and shut it yourself.

Also, people that LET people push in front of them. It's always up to some awkward twat (me) 3 or 4 people bak in the queue to say something.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

Pricks who drive round in £50k plus cars, yet neglected to spend an extra £500 on Bluetooth/Hands free connectivity!!!! Get off your fucking phones while driving you utter utter selfish cunts!!

People who spend £50k on a car that have no lights on them. They all think that we can read fuckin minds.

 

[BrianW]

People who drive at 90mph in lane 3, then suddenly realise they need to take the next exit and cut right in front of you, because apparently when doing 70 mph in lane 1 you become invisible.

Idiots talking on mobiles while driving. 3 points is not enough...

 

[MCFC BOB]

People who play Football Manager and think they're one of Europe's top scouts.

People who think Emile Heskey jokes are still relevant and funny.

People who think that you have to support the football team that's on your doorstep.

People who like this modern dubstep sound and nothing else.

People who seem to think they have a great taste in music because they like Nickleback and Oasis alongside their middle-of-the-road stuff.

People who can't use computers.

People who ignore me when I'm trying to cross a traffic island.

People who spend their entire lives on Blackberry Messenger.

People who seem to think that turning 18 means you have to turn into a dick that goes clubbing on a fucking Thursday. A Thursday.

 

[Always Ali]

Cunts who sit eating in Mcdonalds car park, and then instead of walking 10 feet to the bin, open the door of their fucking shitty car and drop the litter on the floor!!!! Just fuck off you sad waste of an excuse for a human being!

I have come to the conclusion that none of the people (including Myleene Class) in this thread are actually innocent!

 

[al67]

People who try and sell God door to door, tossers.

People that make me stop at roundabouts, because they don't use their Indicators, Cunts.

People that wear those 3/4 length trousers, are they children, No!

People that drive Nissan Micras, they can't fuckin' drive.

Taxi drivers that think the laws of the road don't apply to them, shit bags.

Rag scum.

 

[johnny on the spot]

People taking forever at cash machines, going through 17 cards just to check their balance, women and the elderly being the worst offenders.

Absolutely. It's not Space Invaders, you cunts.

 

[colourmeblue]

royalty

 

[MCFC-alan88]

Loud breathers stood right next to me.

 

[Ste1969]

that fat annoying bastard from the go compare ads.