Innocent people that offend you

[Cellarite]

Dog owners who when their filthy mongrels run at you or your kids in a park, shout "It's alright, he won't bite. He's really friendly."

That's not my concern. If he bites me or my kids, I'll stamp on the ****'s head. I still don't want a fucking animal that sniffs and licks arseholes to jump at me. If I ran and pounced on a passer by for no good reason, I'd be arrested. If I wanted a dog sniffing my crotch and leaping at me, I'd buy a bastard. Stop talking to it like it understands you as well. They're all thick. Dogs and their owners that is.

 

[Feed-The-Goat]

Lazy bastards who stand still on escalators. I know this place has some culprits aswell, so dont deny it. Your cunts!

 

[Cellarite]

Stewards mithering me when I'm having a fag at half-time. Fuck off jobsworth.

 

[carlos tevez is a blue]

The Queen.

She Never Fuckin' Smiles.

 

[colourmeblue]

soldiers firemen police nurses and ambulancemen.....they arent angels...theyre people doing a job

 

[BlueSam]

soldiers firemen police nurses and ambulancemen.....they arent angels...theyre people doing a job

Doing a hard job

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

People who sit in right turn only lanes with there indicator on I don't know what but it annoys the fuck out of me.

People who sit at filtered traffic lights when the arrows on green starting at the one that's on red for traffic going straight ahead.

We are a kindred spirit my friend.

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Dog owners who when their filthy mongrels run at you or your kids in a park, shout "It's alright, he won't bite. He's really friendly."

That's not my concern. If he bites me or my kids, I'll stamp on the ****'s head. I still don't want a fucking animal that sniffs and licks arseholes to jump at me. If I ran and pounced on a passer by for no good reason, I'd be arrested. If I wanted a dog sniffing my crotch and leaping at me, I'd buy a bastard. Stop talking to it like it understands you as well. They're all thick. Dogs and their owners that is.

Another kindred spirit. Everyone's nicked my pet hates!

 

[daveduke67]

The people who 'innocently' miss the first word of a subject and start to post on what they think they've seen rather that what has actually been asked.

 

[Unknown_Genius]

People who nod their head whilst listening to music.

People who are so fat, their head sort of morphs into their body, the neck disappearing under all the flab. They look like a pyramid.

People who wear wooly hats indoors.