Tuearts right boot
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That would keep me amused for hours. Surprised the Ukraines haven't got a load.
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Insect bites
- Thread starter frothy
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That would keep me amused for hours. Surprised the Ukraines haven't got a load.
mancityscot
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Tiger mosquitos and black flies in Spain. Bastards!
Barcon
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My brother in law has had four of them on him this summer. Had to go to the hospital twice.The only insect that I seriously hate are Ticks, horrible creatures.
i kne albert davy
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Most of the riff raff run out of puff before they make the top of the hill as well and those that make it run into you or Neale first that sorts em out, we know who they are the sort who think a Muffins a Barm.The air is to thin for bugs to live up here in Duky
Bigg Bigg Blue
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Well said that manMost of the riff raff run out of puff before they make the top of the hill as well and those that make it run into you or Neale first that sorts em out, we know who they are the sort who think a Muffins a Barm.
Magicpole
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It’s toxic in concentrated doses and snd shrinks your cock, I kid you not, mine shrunk to average size.Genuine question - what's the health risk with repellant? I swear by "jungle formula" when I go abroad. I forgot it when I went to Lisbon and I came back with 6 whopping mosquito bites.
Whenever I apply Jungle Formula they leave me alone. It is industrial stuff, I sprayed some on my belt by accident and it had a bad reaction with the leather.
As an aside and on a happier note. When I went to India to find myself, I got bitten and initially the welts made me look like a medieval leper, with welts. But here’s the thing, because I am Scottish and genetically superior to you doss cunts, after about a week, I had no reaction to the bites. None.
People in the early days of me looking like an extra from some post apocalyptic film, started to have a whip round for my funeral, so bad did they look. I kept reassuring them I was Scottish and would be fine and it would be better just giving me the money so I could spend it on whores and drink and the rest I’d just squander.
I never did find myself, because, I never lost myself in the first place.