Interesting/Unfortunate Names

[BigJoe#1]

Had a maths teacher at school mr christmas, he was a twat.

Had an English Teacher at my old school, Mr Crow, Robin Crow - the kids loved it, pus he was a right moody git.

 

[Out on blue 6]

Was mid 80s but not there. Must be 2 Gordon Bennetts!!

There was a girl in my class called Joanne King who was known as Jo. You can work out the rest. That's true also.

 

[dave1967]

Had a maths teacher at school mr christmas, he was a twat.

Ex Burnage????

 

[Mike Cledford]

There's an R Sole in Salford;)

A lad called Carr in Longsight whose mum's name was Minnie.

A poor bloke in the London telephone directory who used to get calls from phone boxes after closing time asking if he was A. Twatt. (Sorry Mr Twatt, we were young, daft and pissed)

 

[flook]

Once on a project with Dr Ker Wan, who had the email address wanker@....

 

[blue b4 the moon]

There‘s a world class sitcom for someone who’s experienced the DWP and able to write a good script.

Yeah, we've often discussed trying it within the five of my close mates. There's only one of us still there now, one with HMRC, two retired and one about to get a package from the LA...we need to get a wriggle on as the eldest although having a picture of Dorian Gray somewhere is late 70's.

I believe there was an attempt on TV a couple of years ago that was crap. We've long thought about a six part series of individual books of life stories moving backwards in time.

How could I forget within the CS worked with a lad who is now a teacher Richard Head.....was known as purple to his then friends....I'd imagine the kids would have used something a little less subtle.

 

[flook]

Have spoken to an African lady named Lovely Day in my current line of work.

Neil Downes got a chortle or two

Stephanie Snowball was another one

Must be related to the ECB guy Neil Snowball

 

[flook]

Was a dentist in Staybridge called Mr Payne, his practice was on Acres Lane

he was my dentist back in the 70's

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Wayne Kerr

 

[dickie davies]

I met a buyer once who's name was "Dick Brittle "

School friends mum was called Vivian Phythian
And another mate's mum was called Joan Jones

Surprised no one's mentioned Trump

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I remember we had a Robert Burns at school, and I once knew a Julia Roberts but she was a scouse mutt who lived in the bedsit upstairs. Kept trying to palm me off with her sodding budgie.

Is that some sort of deviant exercise? Similar to hamsters but with feathers?? ARMAGEDDON!!

 

[A57 the snake]

One of lighthouse keepers at flamborough head
called.....Cliff Seymour

 

[peoffrey]

Miss Hotass as a work customer. I once knew a man who’s surname was Hooligan. It could be Irish? How about calling your kid Elvis!

It was a joke but someone once gave their name as Tony **** at karaoke. I read it out.

 

[willipp]

Richard William Fiddler was a lad in my class as school.

Met someone once called Russell Sprout, always made laugh that one.

 

[Harlaching Sky Blue]

Living in Germany is a godsend for silly names.....Cant move for Kuntz and Wankers (pronounced Vankers) in our street

My ex missus used to work with Fanny Feucht....."Feucht" means "damp", you do the rest..

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

Was a dentist in Staybridge called Mr Payne, his practice was on Acres Lane

Frank Payne's dental surgery was on west st. The **** pulled 8 of my milk teeth out, must have been on piece work. He drove a red Porsche.

 

[Ribchester]

Had a primary school teacher back in the 60s in Denton called Mrs Thrasher

 

[york away to this!]

A girl I knew back in the day was called Zillah Garde.

Apparently much daily chortling in registration up at the girls' school when the teacher was calling out the names...

"Garde, Zillah"

 

[Ribchester]

Frank Payne's dental surgery was on west st. The **** pulled 8 of my milk teeth out, must have been on piece work. He drove a red Porsche.

Ronnie Ainslie is/ was the dentist in the old bungalow at the bottom of west street, not saying Franky didn’t have it before Ronnie but he did have a surgery on Acres Lane. Biggest horror story about Franky boy was he couldn’t be arsed doing the numbing injections or if he could he’d simply inject right through from the outside of your face

he called his house “toothache”

 

[BlueFurn]

Was introduced to a bloke from a polymer company based in the US about 20 years ago..
Randy Beavers..
We all fell about laughing, he wasn't amused..