The weekday schedule begins with the morning's sports news, debate and reaction on The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast which is co-hosted by Ronnie Irani, who is supposed to add sporting insight to the daily topics of conversation but has such poor sporting knowledge, he is ridiculed by all and sundry. Irani regularly tells massive whoppers live on air, makes frequent references to his celebrity friends and is a free-loader on the back of his position within the station. Following a visit to the eastern seaboard of the US Irani was appointed honorary president of the Rhode Island Indoor Athletics Club (RCIIAC) All whilst playing County Cricket for Essex . Following on from his recent endeavours saving the life of footballer Paul Gascoigne, he has decided to set up a new charity 'Ronnie Irani in a Life Crisis' (RCIIALC) As well as feeding the homeless of Dunmow, where he is known as Sir Ronald of Dunmow due to his philanthropy. In line with his relentless charity work in the Indian sub-continent Irani also sponsors the Rawalpindi & Islamabad International Association Football League Cup (RCIIAFLC). His well publicized love of the arts has led to the creation of the Ronnie Irani International Art Charity (RCIIAC). It was founded by Ronnie and a consortium of his "massive" celebrity associates, all of whom he tells us, hold him in great esteem, to promote young up and coming artists across all spectrums. His selfless donations of food for the disadvantaged of society are legendary. However, Irani was devastated when a tramp choked to death on a massive wedge of quiche he'd given him just as he was about to have his photo taken with him. As a result of saving the life of the much loved former footballer Paul Gascoigne, Irani has been personally selected by the recently elected Pope Francis to be fast tracked for sainthood, a remarkable achievement for a non-Catholic.
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