Irani talking out of his **** again

Missed it. Don't like Moose at the best of times, but that is pretty funny!

Sorry to keep posting these updates on their wiki pages but it is all STILL there. Felt sure it would have long gone by now XD

RIIAFLC
 
The weekday schedule begins with the morning's sports news, debate and reaction on The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast which is co-hosted by Ronnie Irani, who is supposed to add sporting insight to the daily topics of conversation but has such poor sporting knowledge, he is ridiculed by all and sundry. Irani regularly tells massive whoppers live on air, makes frequent references to his celebrity friends and is a free-loader on the back of his position within the station. Following a visit to the eastern seaboard of the US Irani was appointed honorary president of the Rhode Island Indoor Athletics Club (RCIIAC) All whilst playing County Cricket for Essex . Following on from his recent endeavours saving the life of footballer Paul Gascoigne, he has decided to set up a new charity 'Ronnie Irani in a Life Crisis' (RCIIALC) As well as feeding the homeless of Dunmow, where he is known as Sir Ronald of Dunmow due to his philanthropy. In line with his relentless charity work in the Indian sub-continent Irani also sponsors the Rawalpindi & Islamabad International Association Football League Cup (RCIIAFLC). His well publicized love of the arts has led to the creation of the Ronnie Irani International Art Charity (RCIIAC). It was founded by Ronnie and a consortium of his "massive" celebrity associates, all of whom he tells us, hold him in great esteem, to promote young up and coming artists across all spectrums. His selfless donations of food for the disadvantaged of society are legendary. However, Irani was devastated when a tramp choked to death on a massive wedge of quiche he'd given him just as he was about to have his photo taken with him. As a result of saving the life of the much loved former footballer Paul Gascoigne, Irani has been personally selected by the recently elected Pope Francis to be fast tracked for sainthood, a remarkable achievement for a non-Catholic.

A lift from the Wiki page.
Fucking great work fellas.Keep it up
 
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
The weekday schedule begins with the morning's sports news, debate and reaction on The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast which is co-hosted by Ronnie Irani, who is supposed to add sporting insight to the daily topics of conversation but has such poor sporting knowledge, he is ridiculed by all and sundry. Irani regularly tells massive whoppers live on air, makes frequent references to his celebrity friends and is a free-loader on the back of his position within the station. Following a visit to the eastern seaboard of the US Irani was appointed honorary president of the Rhode Island Indoor Athletics Club (RCIIAC) All whilst playing County Cricket for Essex . Following on from his recent endeavours saving the life of footballer Paul Gascoigne, he has decided to set up a new charity 'Ronnie Irani in a Life Crisis' (RCIIALC) As well as feeding the homeless of Dunmow, where he is known as Sir Ronald of Dunmow due to his philanthropy. In line with his relentless charity work in the Indian sub-continent Irani also sponsors the Rawalpindi & Islamabad International Association Football League Cup (RCIIAFLC). His well publicized love of the arts has led to the creation of the Ronnie Irani International Art Charity (RCIIAC). It was founded by Ronnie and a consortium of his "massive" celebrity associates, all of whom he tells us, hold him in great esteem, to promote young up and coming artists across all spectrums. His selfless donations of food for the disadvantaged of society are legendary. However, Irani was devastated when a tramp choked to death on a massive wedge of quiche he'd given him just as he was about to have his photo taken with him. As a result of saving the life of the much loved former footballer Paul Gascoigne, Irani has been personally selected by the recently elected Pope Francis to be fast tracked for sainthood, a remarkable achievement for a non-Catholic.

A lift from the Wiki page.
Fucking great work fellas.Keep it up


That is amazing. Which wiki page is it?
 
Never Mind The Pollocks said:
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
The weekday schedule begins with the morning's sports news, debate and reaction on The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast which is co-hosted by Ronnie Irani, who is supposed to add sporting insight to the daily topics of conversation but has such poor sporting knowledge, he is ridiculed by all and sundry. Irani regularly tells massive whoppers live on air, makes frequent references to his celebrity friends and is a free-loader on the back of his position within the station. Following a visit to the eastern seaboard of the US Irani was appointed honorary president of the Rhode Island Indoor Athletics Club (RCIIAC) All whilst playing County Cricket for Essex . Following on from his recent endeavours saving the life of footballer Paul Gascoigne, he has decided to set up a new charity 'Ronnie Irani in a Life Crisis' (RCIIALC) As well as feeding the homeless of Dunmow, where he is known as Sir Ronald of Dunmow due to his philanthropy. In line with his relentless charity work in the Indian sub-continent Irani also sponsors the Rawalpindi & Islamabad International Association Football League Cup (RCIIAFLC). His well publicized love of the arts has led to the creation of the Ronnie Irani International Art Charity (RCIIAC). It was founded by Ronnie and a consortium of his "massive" celebrity associates, all of whom he tells us, hold him in great esteem, to promote young up and coming artists across all spectrums. His selfless donations of food for the disadvantaged of society are legendary. However, Irani was devastated when a tramp choked to death on a massive wedge of quiche he'd given him just as he was about to have his photo taken with him. As a result of saving the life of the much loved former footballer Paul Gascoigne, Irani has been personally selected by the recently elected Pope Francis to be fast tracked for sainthood, a remarkable achievement for a non-Catholic.

A lift from the Wiki page.
Fucking great work fellas.Keep it up


That is amazing. Which wiki page is it?

tALKSPORT wIKI
 
More talksport wiki, funny as fuck!!

Talksport also broadcasts specialist programming, including long-running fishing-based phone-in, Fisherman's Blues, hosted by Keith Arthur, Howzat!, a cricket show with Ronnie Irani, where he also talks about his own charity, the Ronnie Irani Irlam And Flixton League for Cricket (RIIAFLC)
 
During a conversation about why Amir Khan, a Bolton Fan, was photographed with Utd at their parade a conversation about 'plastics' ensued....Keys and Gray said that Ronnie was originally a Bolton Fan...then Gray said isn't he a United fan....noooooo said Keys.
 
St Helens Blue (Exiled) said:
The weekday schedule begins with the morning's sports news, debate and reaction on The Alan Brazil Sports Breakfast which is co-hosted by Ronnie Irani, who is supposed to add sporting insight to the daily topics of conversation but has such poor sporting knowledge, he is ridiculed by all and sundry. Irani regularly tells massive whoppers live on air, makes frequent references to his celebrity friends and is a free-loader on the back of his position within the station. Following a visit to the eastern seaboard of the US Irani was appointed honorary president of the Rhode Island Indoor Athletics Club (RCIIAC) All whilst playing County Cricket for Essex . Following on from his recent endeavours saving the life of footballer Paul Gascoigne, he has decided to set up a new charity 'Ronnie Irani in a Life Crisis' (RCIIALC) As well as feeding the homeless of Dunmow, where he is known as Sir Ronald of Dunmow due to his philanthropy. In line with his relentless charity work in the Indian sub-continent Irani also sponsors the Rawalpindi & Islamabad International Association Football League Cup (RCIIAFLC). His well publicized love of the arts has led to the creation of the Ronnie Irani International Art Charity (RCIIAC). It was founded by Ronnie and a consortium of his "massive" celebrity associates, all of whom he tells us, hold him in great esteem, to promote young up and coming artists across all spectrums. His selfless donations of food for the disadvantaged of society are legendary. However, Irani was devastated when a tramp choked to death on a massive wedge of quiche he'd given him just as he was about to have his photo taken with him. As a result of saving the life of the much loved former footballer Paul Gascoigne, Irani has been personally selected by the recently elected Pope Francis to be fast tracked for sainthood, a remarkable achievement for a non-Catholic.

A lift from the Wiki page.
Fucking great work fellas.Keep it up

Hmm. What I'd like to know is who edited it further by adding a letter 'C' to all the RIIAC, RIIALC and RIIAFLC abbreviations. My money's on St Ronald of Dunmow himself. That's just the sort of thing the insecure soft twat would do.

RIIASASLC

*Ronnie Irani Is A Soft As Shit Lying C*nt
 
Craig Burley's just been on wittering about Benfica's performance in the rags' CL group this season. Then he hesitated and said "Was it this season or last season?" Cue total silence from 'Super Red' Ronnie who clearly hadn't got a clue and failed to correct him.
 
laserblue said:
I switched on Talkshite this morning and in the short time it took me to make a brew Irani came out with more of his crap.

The theme was Bundesliga pricing and attendances. Now there's no doubt that Bundesliga ticket prices are quite a lot lower than those in the Premier League. However, apart from stating that 25 Euros was the equivalent of £17 (?!) he said that because of the ticket pricing policy there are no empty seats at Bundesliga games.

In fact only Bayern, Dortmund, Schalke and Greuther Fuerth routinely fill their stadiums for Bundesliga games although Fuerth's capacity is only 17,500.

The other clubs have plenty of empty seats week in week out. According to the average attendances so far this season Augsburg have the fewest empty seats per game on average - 1,500 - although their stadium capacity is only 30,000. The rest have increasing numbers of empty seats topping out at 10,000+ at Borussia Moenchengladbach, Fortuna Duesseldorf and Nuernberg.

Well done Ronnie. Keep the uninformed bullshit coming.

Rags have never gone for checking simple, easily accessible facts if it doesn't suit the comment. Ronnie Irani! Sounds like summat I keep under the sink for cleaning the toilets.
 
The phrase 'never let the facts get in the way of a good story' was invented for rags.
 

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