Irani talking out of his **** again

[big gaz]

Please take a bow who ever sorted that, made my day.

RIIAC

 

[The Flash]

OMFG i just dropped my brew, fucking cricket club ffs hahahahahahahahaah.

Which genius did that because i want to paypal that man a fiver for a pint.

Do you mean the Ronnie Irani Irlam And Flixton League for Cricket?

 

[Vincents Tackle]

Didn't listen for long this morning but didn't need to either to hear another classic Ronnie whopper.

Today they were talking about Jimmy Anderson and apparently Ronnie was on a tour of Sri Lanka when he spotted a young lad warming up one day. Later on when everyone was in a meeting discussing the problem of needing a bowler Ronnie announced he had seen a young talent out in the nets and they should try him. He then made a dig about Nasser Hussein not wanting to know but apparently the selectors ended up taking Ronnie's advice and the rest is history.

RIIAC

 

[The Flash]

Didn't listen for long this morning but didn't need to either to hear another classic Ronnie whopper.

Today they were talking about Jimmy Anderson and apparently Ronnie was on a tour of Sri Lanka when he spotted a young lad warming up one day. Later on when everyone was in a meeting discussing the problem of needing a bowler Ronnie announced he had seen a young talent out in the nets and they should try him. He then made a dig about Nasser Hussein not wanting to know but apparently the selectors ended up taking Ronnie's advice and the rest is history.

RIIAC

I heard that as well!

"we'd been on-tour t'Austraaaaaalia, Bernard and i'd seen this kid, corrrr, pffft!! I get called into a meetin' and people asked me "Who?" and I tooold 'em, Jimmy Anderson, corr, pffft, whad a player!"

The Dunmow Whopper in full flow!!!!

And then a sly dig at Nasser Hussain to round it off.

"One more lie, Ronnie, and you're dropped!"

 

[Anonymous]

He really is "The Girl That Can't Help It". Good work again chaps.

RIIAFLC

 

[west didsblue]

I've found his aeroplane

RIIAFLC

 

[mcmanus]

I've found his aeroplane

RIIAFLC

Bollocks. RIIAC wouldn't be seen dead in that. He uses his Lear Jet to fly to America to give moral support to Gazza.

RIIAC.

 

[MancAl]

Didn't listen for long this morning but didn't need to either to hear another classic Ronnie whopper.

Today they were talking about Jimmy Anderson and apparently Ronnie was on a tour of Sri Lanka when he spotted a young lad warming up one day. Later on when everyone was in a meeting discussing the problem of needing a bowler Ronnie announced he had seen a young talent out in the nets and they should try him. He then made a dig about Nasser Hussein not wanting to know but apparently the selectors ended up taking Ronnie's advice and the rest is history.

RIIAC

I heard that as well!

"we'd been on-tour t'Austraaaaaalia, Bernard and i'd seen this kid, corrrr, pffft!! I get called into a meetin' and people asked me "Who?" and I tooold 'em, Jimmy Anderson, corr, pffft, whad a player!"

The Dunmow Whopper in full flow!!!!

And then a sly dig at Nasser Hussain to round it off.

"One more lie, Ronnie, and you're dropped!"

I was hoping this one had been heard by others... He'll be claiming that he talent spotted Messi next!

 

[BlueMoonraker]

I didn't catch any of the show this morning but I can confirm that RIIAPLGTWNSI

Ronnie Irani is a pathetic, lying, gormless, turd who needs sacking immediately.
Honest!

 

[TCIB]

Didn't listen for long this morning but didn't need to either to hear another classic Ronnie whopper.

Today they were talking about Jimmy Anderson and apparently Ronnie was on a tour of Sri Lanka when he spotted a young lad warming up one day. Later on when everyone was in a meeting discussing the problem of needing a bowler Ronnie announced he had seen a young talent out in the nets and they should try him. He then made a dig about Nasser Hussein not wanting to know but apparently the selectors ended up taking Ronnie's advice and the rest is history.

RIIAC

I heard that as well!

"we'd been on-tour t'Austraaaaaalia, Bernard and i'd seen this kid, corrrr, pffft!! I get called into a meetin' and people asked me "Who?" and I tooold 'em, Jimmy Anderson, corr, pffft, whad a player!"

The Dunmow Whopper in full flow!!!!

And then a sly dig at Nasser Hussain to round it off.

"One more lie, Ronnie, and you're dropped!"

I was hoping this one had been heard by others... He'll be claiming that he talent spotted Messi next!

Well he didn't want to say anything because he is so modest but guess what... :p