Irani talking out of his **** again

[Swales lives]

Some great stuff off the deluded simpleton today so far. First he mentions his charity work, then is overcome with sadness about the tragedy of Dementia:
RIIAC: If you knorr people with Dementia, its shocking, terrible, oooor sor bad. Grairt article on page 8 of The Mirror today, you knorr Alan, if you have a glass of wine a day, just one glass, you knorr it could help fight it.
Brazil: Aye, Ronnie, but have 10 and you start forgetting things.

On Rooney:
Brazil: So the Rooneys' have named their new child 'Klay', that's K-L-A-Y, what's that about?
RIIIAC: Dunno, he's a tennis fan, might be his favourite surface, y'knorr, might be. Anyway why does he want to leave, why Al, why?
Brazil: He might just want a change?
RIIAC: Nor, why, why would you leave machess unarted? why? it's not for money, money's never an issue for Wayne."

He really can't help himself, the absolute whopper.

RIIAFLC

 

[stony]

This company has named some cricket pads in honour of the Dunmow Whopper!

Chase R11 FLC Batting Pads 2013
traditional style seven cane protection
premium quality merriskin PU
angled top hat and profiled wrap around design for superb comfort
new knee construction for ultimate positioning and comfort
1” and 2” padded calf and ankle strap
classic minimalistic white and silver design

http://www.seriouscricket.co.uk/shop/product.php/4966/521/

More than a coincidence??

RIIAFLC

Hahaha, that is fucking spectacular. Someone should tweet that to Durham, he will have a field day with it.

 

[NipHolmes]

This company has named some cricket pads in honour of the Dunmow Whopper!

Chase R11 FLC Batting Pads 2013
traditional style seven cane protection
premium quality merriskin PU
angled top hat and profiled wrap around design for superb comfort
new knee construction for ultimate positioning and comfort
1” and 2” padded calf and ankle strap
classic minimalistic white and silver design

http://www.seriouscricket.co.uk/shop/product.php/4966/521/

More than a coincidence??

RIIAFLC

Outstanding.

R11 FLC

That also looks like a good reg plate for Irani ;)

 

[laserblue]

R11 FLC
That also looks like a good reg plate for Irani ;)

He's already got one mate.

RIIAC

 

[The Flash]

On the furore regarding Paolo Di Canio fining players for turning up late (in any other walk of life if you turn up late for work, you'd get spoken to):

"Corrr, pffft, Al I dunno, no, yes, listen....seems a bit harsh getting fined for turning up late, corr pfft, PFA involved, going to thur casiino thorr and gettin' pictured covered in notes...pffft...listen, most footballers are sensible Al, look at Frank Lampard....corr ayye, an i was with the Manchess Unarted players on Monday...Scholesy, Giggsay all sensible guys, corr, pfffft....."

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT IS IN NO WAY INSIGHTFUL OR RELEVANT, RONNIE!

RIIAFLC.

 

[NipHolmes]

R11 FLC
That also looks like a good reg plate for Irani ;)

He's already got one mate.

RIIAC

How could I forget that gem!

I've tweeted all the stuff above, great work guys!

 

[swifty]

This company has named some cricket pads in honour of the Dunmow Whopper!

Chase R11 FLC Batting Pads 2013
traditional style seven cane protection
premium quality merriskin PU
angled top hat and profiled wrap around design for superb comfort
new knee construction for ultimate positioning and comfort
1” and 2” padded calf and ankle strap
classic minimalistic white and silver design

http://www.seriouscricket.co.uk/shop/product.php/4966/521/

More than a coincidence??

RIIAFLC

Quality, well spotted sir.

 

[NipHolmes]

On the furore regarding Paolo Di Canio fining players for turning up late (in any other walk of life if you turn up late for work, you'd get spoken to):

"Corrr, pffft, Al I dunno, no, yes, listen....seems a bit harsh getting fined for turning up late, corr pfft, PFA involved, going to thur casiino thorr and gettin' pictured covered in notes...pffft...listen, most footballers are sensible Al, look at Frank Lampard....corr ayye, an i was with the Manchess Unarted players on Monday...Scholesy, Giggsay all sensible guys, corr, pfffft....."

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT IS IN NO WAY INSIGHTFUL OR RELEVANT, RONNIE!

RIIAFLC.

Ronnie 'irrelevant' Irani. He takes discussions to a whole new tangent rather than level. His quips lack sense or intellect. By all means he is a failure on a grand scale in the Broadcasting world.

Micky Quinn should get the gig. He's funny and is a proper fan of football.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

On the furore regarding Paolo Di Canio fining players for turning up late (in any other walk of life if you turn up late for work, you'd get spoken to):

"Corrr, pffft, Al I dunno, no, yes, listen....seems a bit harsh getting fined for turning up late, corr pfft, PFA involved, going to thur casiino thorr and gettin' pictured covered in notes...pffft...listen, most footballers are sensible Al, look at Frank Lampard....corr ayye, an i was with the Manchess Unarted players on Monday...Scholesy, Giggsay all sensible guys, corr, pfffft....."

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT IS IN NO WAY INSIGHTFUL OR RELEVANT, RONNIE!

RIIAFLC.

I clocked that too on the car radio, and was wondering if I had entered a parallel universe, or was having some kind of psychic breakdown - the man completely managed to singlehandedly redefine the word 'random'.
He just fucking rambles some incoherent stream-of-consciousness shite in response to any given question, to the point where you forget whatever the fuck the question was actually about in the first place.
A fucking chimp pressing odd buttons on a word generating machine would conjure up a more coherent sentence than this piece of plankton - in fact I could do better by simply sitting on my keyboard and reading out the end result.

RIIAFLC.

 

[Vienna_70]

On the furore regarding Paolo Di Canio fining players for turning up late (in any other walk of life if you turn up late for work, you'd get spoken to):

"Corrr, pffft, Al I dunno, no, yes, listen....seems a bit harsh getting fined for turning up late, corr pfft, PFA involved, going to thur casiino thorr and gettin' pictured covered in notes...pffft...listen, most footballers are sensible Al, look at Frank Lampard....corr ayye, an i was with the Manchess Unarted players on Monday...Scholesy, Giggsay all sensible guys, corr, pfffft....."

WHAT THE FUCK? THAT IS IN NO WAY INSIGHTFUL OR RELEVANT, RONNIE!

RIIAFLC.

Ronnie 'irrelevant' Irani. He takes discussions to a whole new tangent rather than level. His quips lack sense or intellect. By all means he is a failure on a grand scale in the Broadcasting world.

Micky Quinn should get the gig. He's funny and is a proper fan of football.

I hate Quinn too. The man is another complete knob, IMHO.

And Irani, irrelevant?

RIIAIFLC.