Is Garry Cook in Milan?

[Ederson1000YardDrive]

My Dads driver, drove Gary Cook to the airport 2 weeks ago.

He asked Gary where he was going Gary replied "Milan".

The driver asked was it for business or pleasure - Gary replied

"I am either going skiing or meeting Murinho" (whilst laughing)

And i'm letting you know he had one small suitcase with him and deffinatly no skiis - take from this what you will. :)

 

[bluegorton]

He's shopping with the carving knife

Promised her Armani, Boss, Gucci, Chanel...

Only to end up wading throught the crap in T K Maxx. 8oD

 

[dannybcity]

My Dads driver, drove Gary Cook to the airport 2 weeks ago.

He asked Gary where he was going Gary replied "Milan".

The driver asked was it for business or pleasure - Gary replied

"I am either going skiing or meeting Murinho" (whilst laughing)

And i'm letting you know he had one small suitcase with him and deffinatly no skiis - take from this what you will. :)

Despite this being your first post and highly unlikely I believe you.

 

[JohnMaddocksAxe]

More news from the Cookphone

"I know what skis look like and I am talking about skiing with the manager all the time. I see a black run as being a metaphor for where this club is moving. The club is the skier and I am the left ski. Mark Hughes, one of the brightest young right skis in the country is my partner on the right.

"We set off for success with high hopes but the run is full of peaks and troughs. I am not discouraged by the difficulty though. I have the confidence on skis of a reincarnated Roger Moore in James Bond. And that's because we have the right people in place. Of course, Moore isn't dead but he is in terms of his skiing days. He can no longer get on skis and keep up with this club's ambitions.

"Anyone who cannot keep up with our ambitions will be cast off. Like a heavy coat we will discard them as we build up speed, being completely aerodynamic. Until we, the club, the manager and I are hurtling to the finish line, naked, on skis, like a big naked blur of success.

"And when this naked club gets to the bottom I will have fufilled my role. That's what I am all about. Being the best left ski that I can be. And if I get the chance to get a better grove that lets me go faster, I'm going to grab that grove. Because groves are like opportunities. And opportunities lead to success and success leads to the W I N.

"And that's what I'm all about. Touching base with the W I N, success and naked skiing. And once you've seen me naked skiing then you cn either touch my base or we'll find someone else who is willing to."

 

[coleridge]

My Dads driver, drove Gary Cook to the airport 2 weeks ago.

He asked Gary where he was going Gary replied "Milan".

The driver asked was it for business or pleasure - Gary replied

"I am either going skiing or meeting Murinho" (whilst laughing)

And i'm letting you know he had one small suitcase with him and deffinatly no skiis - take from this what you will. :)

Why would your Dad's driver be driving for GC?

And why would he ask where GC was going and for what purpose?

And surely a gentleman would at least be carrying an overnight bag or is GC Inspector Gadget in disguise?

Mmm...

 

[Ederson1000YardDrive]

My Dads driver, drove Gary Cook to the airport 2 weeks ago.

He asked Gary where he was going Gary replied "Milan".

The driver asked was it for business or pleasure - Gary replied

"I am either going skiing or meeting Murinho" (whilst laughing)

And i'm letting you know he had one small suitcase with him and deffinatly no skiis - take from this what you will. :)

Why would your Dad's driver be driving for GC?

And why would he ask where GC was going and for what purpose?

And surely a gentleman would at least be carrying an overnight bag or is GC Inspector Gadget in disguise?

Mmm...

Becuase the driver is a private driver, yes gary had a small suitcase read the post again.

He asked him what purpose because he was having a bit of banter with him...

 

[Ederson1000YardDrive]

My Dads driver, drove Gary Cook to the airport 2 weeks ago.

He asked Gary where he was going Gary replied "Milan".

The driver asked was it for business or pleasure - Gary replied

"I am either going skiing or meeting Murinho" (whilst laughing)

And i'm letting you know he had one small suitcase with him and deffinatly no skiis - take from this what you will. :)

Despite this being your first post and highly unlikely I believe you.

I'm just sharing my stories

 

[boyblues]

He has just been on the phone and asked me to pass on the following.

"Myself and the manager talk about being in Milan all the time. Not being in Milan at some time in the future is not an option. This club is going places and Milan may or may not be one of those places. We are only thinking postive thoughts about Milan, Italy and Europe. If people don't want to eat pizza with us then they need to find another club. We are all about positivity and blue sky thinking. Spaghetti is on our agenda and if people aren't prepared to be fluid like spaghetti then we will bring in people that are. Italy looks like a boot and that's a metaphor for what we are achieveing. We are looking to kick this club towards being in the playoffs every year and being all about the W I N. I used to work with Michael Jordan, don't you know. He was a winner and so am I."

Gary, is that you?

Don't forget we are a 'FRANCHISE' now and have you finished building that bigger trophy cabinet you declared we would need, to much squirming from me.

Oh, I almost forgot, you're a captain of industry who knows his onions and all about football, because...

A - you have a business diploma from Harvard and worked your way to the very top at Nike?

or

B - I used to be a glorified chauffeur for Rod Stewart as I bummed a doller around LA. Got lucky one day and married the daughter of of my clients/passengers, who just happened to be the owner of a sportswear firm called MITRE and was fast-tracked as a result. (A LITTLE KNOWN FACT)

As my old man continues to tell me, 'It's not what you know, it's who you know!'

And you Garry, know shit all about running a football club.

LIVE THE DREAM!

the amount of time it has took both of you to type this you could have sat there and had a really long think about is it really worth writing something so sarcastic. the guy was only asking if what he had read about was true.. it's not like he made it up himself FFS.

You forgot to mention the other little known fact - the one of how he was already married when he started dating this girl

 

[danbanjovi]

"I know what skis look like and I am talking about skiing with the manager all the time. I see a black run as being a metaphor for where this club is moving. The club is the skier and I am the left ski. Mark Hughes, one of the brightest young right skis in the country is my partner on the right.

"We set off for success with high hopes but the run is full of peaks and troughs. I am not discouraged by the difficulty though. I have the confidence on skis of a reincarnated Roger Moore in James Bond. And that's because we have the right people in place. Of course, Moore isn't dead but he is in terms of his skiing days. He can no longer get on skis and keep up with this club's ambitions.

"Anyone who cannot keep up with our ambitions will be cast off. Like a heavy coat we will discard them as we build up speed, being completely aerodynamic. Until we, the club, the manager and I are hurtling to the finish line, naked, on skis, like a big naked blur of success.

"And when this naked club gets to the bottom I will have fufilled my role. That's what I am all about. Being the best left ski that I can be. And if I get the chance to get a better grove that lets me go faster, I'm going to grab that grove. Because groves are like opportunities. And opportunities lead to success and success leads to the W I N.

"And that's what I'm all about. Touching base with the W I N, success and naked skiing. And once you've seen me naked skiing then you cn either touch my base or we'll find someone else who is willing to."

I absolutely love this post. Let's throw it up on a flagpole and see who salutes it.

 

[danbanjovi]

He has just been on the phone and asked me to pass on the following.

"Myself and the manager talk about being in Milan all the time. Not being in Milan at some time in the future is not an option. This club is going places and Milan may or may not be one of those places. We are only thinking postive thoughts about Milan, Italy and Europe. If people don't want to eat pizza with us then they need to find another club. We are all about positivity and blue sky thinking. Spaghetti is on our agenda and if people aren't prepared to be fluid like spaghetti then we will bring in people that are. Italy looks like a boot and that's a metaphor for what we are achieveing. We are looking to kick this club towards being in the playoffs every year and being all about the W I N. I used to work with Michael Jordan, don't you know. He was a winner and so am I."

Jesus this one's even better. Going forward I would be thrilled if you could share some more synergistic posts with the forum.