Is Jamie Oliver your brother?

[Lucky Toma]

Hahaha Aphex mate, you look nothing like him.

 

[Stuart]

Anyone who spends sixty grand on a cooker for his kitchen at home deserves a slap .

 

[stony]

If Oliver was my brother I would kill myself. Not before killing my own mother for bringing into this world such an arrogant, delusional, hectoring, fat-faced, cunting prick.

There really should be a word that denotes both hypocrisy and irony. And if such a word did exist the definition in the Oxford English Dictionary would be a run-through of this little vignette from one of Oliver's programmes a couple of years back....
Jools Oliver, a woman who is known entirely for being the wife of somebody famous, is bemoaning media-intrusion into her families life.....whilst being filmed putting her children to bed......in a fucking cookery programme??!!!
But she doesn't hold exclusive hypocrisy rights in the camera-welcoming, assess-all-areas Oliver home. Her whale-tongued tosser of a husband has built a whole career upon it.

Here's a man who also bemoans the consequences of fame whilst having literally sold his grandmother to help obtain it (she appeared - loyal and doddery - in a Sainsbury's advert alongside him)

Here's a man who tyrannically advocates healthy eating yet who has patently gorged his podgy, piggy face into one too many trough.

Here's a man who piously lectures a nation on the evils of supermarkets, and their practices, whilst merrily biting the pillow for Sainsbury's.

Here is a man who has vigorously manufactured an image of being a 'cheeky chappy' yet is quite obviously a sour, supercilious, humourless little twat. Uttering quirky adjectives whilst twisting a pepper mill does not come close to defining a person's character.

Yet it is not these deeds that make me loathe the fucker a million times more than any other living soul upon this planet. Nor is it because he was largely responsible for polluting our ear holes with Toploader, though that act alone is worthy of the guillotine.
It is for this reason solely.....

I do not believe in 'compassion fatigue'. The staggering amounts raised for charity year after year in this country disproves the theory. I do however believe in 'campaign fatigue'. There is only a certain quota of celebrity-backed campaigns that can make it into the public consciousness and go on to have a real impact upon the political world. Oliver chose to use up a significant portion of this quota, not on homelessness, or domestic abuse, or knife-crime, or to highlight millions struggling to straddle the poverty line......but on fucking school dinners!!
Its okay if a kid walks to school contemplating leaving home for a life on the streets because his stepdad is beating the shit out of his mum, taking the long route because a lad who's bullying him has threatened to blade him, finally reaching a ramshackle building that hands out textbooks that are falling apart at the spine.....as long as that kid has a sprig of broccoli in his belly.
Nice work knobhead.

I don't like him either.

 

[Johnsonontheleft]

Anyone who christens their son 'Buddy Bear' is a twat.

Poor kid.

 

[u2fme2]

nope

 

[Ancient Citizen]

It seemth that not many on here like Jamie. It'th pothibly hith adverth for Thainthburyth that get on folkth nervth. I perthonally like his thauthageth particularly with chipth.

 

[adamgregory]

Clint Boon also calls people brother.

I think it is people desperatly out of touch wanting to relate to everybody. They just dont know that brother is only acceptable if you live in a monestary

 

[Scotsgirl]

Liked his show better before his bro chat...Annoying as f"@!