Is Nigel De Jong Man City's Chuck Norris?

[claytob]

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Nigel De Jong's warm-up exercises.

 

[claytob]

Nigel De Jong played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

 

[shadygiz]

de jong doesnt shave...he just kicks himself in the face

 

[r01z]

Nigel De Jong travelled back in time 25 years and impregnated his own mother because only Nigel De Jong can make a Nigel De Jong

 

[Anonymous]

If Nigel De Jong tells you there is already a big thread on this, you apologise and go quietly.

 

[kiran111]

it was funny with Berti even I'll agree that, but i cringe when i see some of the stuff written on here and in the other thread for that matter.

Just think he deserves more respect, he's one of our best players and here is everyone taking the piss.

sorry if I sound like i'm havin a rant, just think it needs to stop.

 

[nickson71]

If Nigel De Jong tells you there is already a big thread on this, you apologise and go quietly.

If Nigel De Jong told you that this thread was posted first would you apologise and go queitly ;-)

 

[TFC]

de jong doesnt shave...he just kicks himself in the face

lol

 

[TonyM]

Nigel DeJong can build a snowman out of rain.

 

[TonyM]

Nigel DeJong can play the violin with a piano.