Is Nigel De Jong Man City's Chuck Norris?

[element_mcfc]

NOT
FUNNY!

nigel de jong rocks

 

[blue wine]

de jong has no friends on facebook, de jong is facebook!!!

 

[Thatchersforearm]

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles isn't made up, they are real.

5 years ago Nigel De Jong swallowed 4 baby turtles. By the time he shit them out they were 6 foot tall and knew karate.

 

[Bluesparks]

When Nigel DeJong does press-ups he pushes the earth down !

 

[super_city_si]

When Nigel Do Jong has a bath after the game, Nigel De Jong doesnt get wet. The Bath gets Nigel De Jong'd.

 

[BingoBango]

Isn't this just a retread of last year's classic 'Berti' thread?

 

[langy[wales]]

Ghosts are actually caused by Nigel DeJong killing people faster than
Death can process them.

fucking lol

 

[nem]

Nigel de Jong was bitten by a venomous snake in the Australian outback, after 5 excruiciating days of pain the snake died.

 

[Chungo]

When Nigel DeJong does press-ups he pushes the earth down !

Damn I was gonna do that one, errrrrrm...

let me think I've got some good ones

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Nigel De Jong has counted to infinity..........................................................................................







































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