BringBackSwales
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I am sure you’re not fucking oldWell I`ve been told I`m a "fucking old cnut" so I am claiming to be Grandad not Daddy. ;)
I am sure you’re not fucking oldWell I`ve been told I`m a "fucking old cnut" so I am claiming to be Grandad not Daddy. ;)
Wouldn`t mind but I`ve been as sober as a judge for the past 11 weeks.Oi leave Oakie alone, he's our Uncle Albert and one of our blue elder statesman.
Granted he's probably half pissed on Guiness most of the time but have some respect for your elders, providing your not older than him which I think you are not.
No I`m not old ... I`m fucking ancient.I am sure you’re not fucking old
It really is so piss poor that evn City must be embarrassed by it,because the fuckers who commissioned it obviously aren`t.I know who you mean on that video @oakiecokie
He’s one of those people with one of those put-on grime accents. Grime started in London and is probably second most popular in Manchester. It’s Mancunian followers have this crossover Cockney/Mancunian lingo.
Like they sort of say in Snatch; “It’s not Mancunian, it’s not Cockney, it’s just... Grime”.
That manufactured accent is absolutely awful to listen to!
That would sound like this, said by a Manc Grime kid; “dat manufactured accent is absoluuutleeee awfuwww toooo listen tooo”!
WhooshNo I`m not old ... I`m fucking ancient.
At my time of life everything goes across my head,Thankfully its usually the missus`s fist.Whoosh
Good on you. Was that yours or the Dr's choice? :)Wouldn`t mind but I`ve been as sober as a judge for the past 11 weeks.
Think it's this oneWhat video?
Watched episode 1 tonight and have to say it was the worst. Even the Spanish policeman accent was faux Manc.Just watch White Lines and you’ll hear the worst manc accents known to man.
Think it's this one
https://www.mancity.com/citytv/features/2019/may/man-city-fourmidable-the-story-of-our-season
It has subtitles and every fink
My choice after seeing a photo of myself, that that the missus took of me some 12 weeks ago.I was fucking mortified and decided to do something about it.So far I`ve lost 24 lbs but not all through stopping my beer consumption.Eating better,loads of fruit and some nuts, not snacking and on the 5-2 diet plus doing some exercise (in moderation due to my disability).Good on you. Was that yours or the Dr's choice? :)
MFIAC!!I forgot how to post vids it’s been that long but Micky Flanagan does a pretty good impression on one of his routines
I lasted 15 seconds before it was muted. We are turning into AFTV with the dodgy false accents :-(Think it's this one
https://www.mancity.com/citytv/features/2019/may/man-city-fourmidable-the-story-of-our-season
It has subtitles and every fink
Just finished watching White Lines on Netflix (nothing to do with football). Some of the Manc accents are excruciating. Not a bad series though if you can put up with that.
My choice after seeing a photo of myself, that that the missus took of me some 12 weeks ago.I was fucking mortified and decided to do something about it.So far I`ve lost 24 lbs but not all through stopping my beer consumption.Eating better,loads of fruit and some nuts, not snacking and on the 5-2 diet plus doing some exercise (in moderation due to my disability).
My target weight loss is to hit 45 lbs which would then take me from an obese weight of 17st 2lbs down to 13st 13 lbs.Never been that weight for a few decades.
A shock to the system was that photo but what a fucking good job my missus took it.
It’s a white rapper from Harpurhey called Shotty Horroh.Cheers for the link(I looked). As already said, he sounds like a black manc. Anyone heard themselves on an answering machine?