It deserves it's own thread. Lorraine Kelly's growler.

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Aah dear Fetlocks. You are seriously underestimating the anticipation and excitement experienced in those precious few moments when you see a message has been posted in your inbox and click on it to see that someone likes you and wants you to join in the Cellar's communal special time.

That's because I am universally disliked, and receive nothing but hate mail, moderator warnings and badly-spelt death threats written in crayon, although the latter have decreased since BB2 left us prematurely.
I dread clicking on my pm's, lest they explode.

Do you have the same feeling of dread I have when a mod pm's? Mine goes, what the fuck have I done, I can't remember last night, should I open it, is my passport in date.

That's the one mate, although I don't usually get as far as my inbox, and then I have to pm Ric to find out what I did, who I upset that I haven't already, and how long I am reduced to talking to Mrs Fetlocks for.

 

[Barcon]

After following Fetlocks detailed instrutions, It really doesn't deserve it's own thread. What it deserves is a fucking weed wacker.

 

[andyhinch]

That's because I am universally disliked, and receive nothing but hate mail, moderator warnings and badly-spelt death threats written in crayon, although the latter have decreased since BB2 left us prematurely.
I dread clicking on my pm's, lest they explode.

Do you have the same feeling of dread I have when a mod pm's? Mine goes, what the fuck have I done, I can't remember last night, should I open it, is my passport in date.

That's the one mate, although I don't usually get as far as my inbox, and then I have to pm Ric to find out what I did, who I upset that I haven't already, and how long I am reduced to talking to Mrs Fetlocks for.

That's what the passports for:)

 

[bluemoon32]

 

[bluemoon22]

Pm please mate

 

[I am Irrefutable]

Pm please.