It deserves it's own thread. Lorraine Kelly's growler.

[markbmcfc]

7 pages of blokes asking for a PM containing a picture of Lorraine Kelly's minge.

Jesus wept. Have a word with yourselves lads!

 

[DelToro]

7 pages of blokes asking for a PM containing a picture of Lorraine Kelly's minge.

Jesus wept. Have a word with yourselves lads!

You're absolutely right.

Only 7 pages!

Come on lads, get your orders in.

 

[dadnlad]

7 pages of blokes asking for a PM containing a picture of Lorraine Kelly's minge.

Jesus wept. Have a word with yourselves lads!

ok then i'll have a pm just in case I missed something ;)

 

[tidyman]

7 pages of blokes asking for a PM containing a picture of Lorraine Kelly's minge.

Jesus wept. Have a word with yourselves lads!

I'm with you mate. It's fucking pathetic.

They should have just Googled it like me, the lazy fuckers.

 

[Cellarite]

I'll have one sheiks.

Just for future reference, if you're thinking of sending any filthy pictures via pm in the future, just assume I want one. It'll save time for both of us. Thanks.

Dear citykev28

Your request is noted.

Cripes! There's just been a knock at the door.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I'm confused. Just Googled Lorraine Kelly naked and got loads of pictures, which is the one we are talking about. Looking at the pictures Lorraine is not shy. The pictures are all genuine obviously!!

 

[tangaroa]

Fuck it ... in for a penny etc. PM please ;-)

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I have done some research on this subject and can confirm that, in the opinion of respected IT experts and similar computer geeks, the pics of Kelly's clunge are indeed Kosher.
As her growler is surrounded by an unruly overgrowth akin to Terry Waite's allotment, the collective judgement of these highly respected experts, is that the pics are from her distant past, and not taken in these more defoliated times.
As to whether it's capacity resembles a mouse's ear or a medieval fireplace, no such accord has been reached as yet.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

As to whether it's capacity resembles a mouse's ear or a medieval fireplace, no such accord has been reached as yet.

Tough call to assess based on such flimsy evidence, as it could prove tighter than a Scotsman's wallet, or more capacious than an elephant's scrotum, but if pushed I would tend to lean more towards Inglenook than Mus Auris.
Interesting to find out that the pictures are kosher though, as I never had her down as Jewish.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

As to whether it's capacity resembles a mouse's ear or a medieval fireplace, no such accord has been reached as yet.

Tough call to assess based on such flimsy evidence, as it could prove tighter than a Scotsman's wallet, or more capacious than an elephant's scrotum, but if pushed I would tend to lean more towards Inglenook than Mus Auris.
Interesting to find out that the pictures are kosher though, as I never had her down as Jewish.

Well, kosher as in, correct, genuine etc; as used by Cockneys and the like.
Photoshop experts tell me they're the real deal, but you never know.
Inglenook is a fair assessment if said flange's accommodating abilities are equal to her verbal qualities.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

As to whether it's capacity resembles a mouse's ear or a medieval fireplace, no such accord has been reached as yet.

Tough call to assess based on such flimsy evidence, as it could prove tighter than a Scotsman's wallet, or more capacious than an elephant's scrotum, but if pushed I would tend to lean more towards Inglenook than Mus Auris.
Interesting to find out that the pictures are kosher though, as I never had her down as Jewish.

Well, kosher as in, correct, genuine etc; as used by Cockneys and the like.
Photoshop experts tell me they're the real deal, but you never know.
Inglenook is a fair assessment if said flange's accommodating abilities are equal to her verbal qualities.

Apparently one of the said cloppergrams appeared in Heat magazine at some point, and the magazine editor stood by it's authenticity.
I would have thought legal action to be forthcoming had it been a doppelgangerclopper, and none came, so it's probably a legit clit.
Christ though, the woman can talk, even by the benchmark standards of the gender.
I would have to gag her during sex - not that I'm into bondage or anything, but simply because she's Scottish and never shuts up.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

'Doppelganger cloppers' are a scourge on society, the blatant deceit and subsequent disappointment one feels when told that the flower you have been lusting over belongs to some third rate porn star is devastating.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

'Doppelganger cloppers' are a scourge on society, the blatant deceit and subsequent disappointment one feels when told that the flower you have been lusting over belongs to some third rate porn star is devastating.

I always feel cheap and used after arriving over a doppelganger clopper - It happened recently over a fake Mila Kunis - I wanted to siphon the semen back up in protest when I discovered I had been duped, but a crust had formed in the interim.
I reckon you should get a go on the real clopper to make amends.
We need a Clopper's Law - Megan has her own one, so surely a generic all-embracing Vaginal Copywright Law could be passed by parliament to ensure no further seed is spilled over erroneous erogenous zones?

 

[CTID1988]

'Doppelganger cloppers' are a scourge on society, the blatant deceit and subsequent disappointment one feels when told that the flower you have been lusting over belongs to some third rate porn star is devastating.

I always feel cheap and used after arriving over a doppelganger clopper - It happened recently over a fake Mila Kunis - I wanted to siphon the semen back up in protest when I discovered I had been duped, but a crust had formed in the interim.
I reckon you should get a go on the real clopper to make amends.
We need a Clopper's Law - Megan has her own one, so surely a generic all-embracing Vaginal Copywright Law could be passed by parliament to ensure no further seed is spilled over erroneous erogenous zones?

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

 

[Ancient Citizen]

'Doppelganger cloppers' are a scourge on society, the blatant deceit and subsequent disappointment one feels when told that the flower you have been lusting over belongs to some third rate porn star is devastating.

I always feel cheap and used after arriving over a doppelganger clopper - It happened recently over a fake Mila Kunis - I wanted to siphon the semen back up in protest when I discovered I had been duped, but a crust had formed in the interim.
I reckon you should get a go on the real clopper to make amends.
We need a Clopper's Law - Megan has her own one, so surely a generic all-embracing Vaginal Copywright Law could be passed by parliament to ensure no further seed is spilled over erroneous erogenous zones?

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

It is heartwrenching comments like this that make me incandescent with rage.
We need action now.
'No more fake Flanges' should be the rallying cry.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

'Doppelganger cloppers' are a scourge on society, the blatant deceit and subsequent disappointment one feels when told that the flower you have been lusting over belongs to some third rate porn star is devastating.

I always feel cheap and used after arriving over a doppelganger clopper - It happened recently over a fake Mila Kunis - I wanted to siphon the semen back up in protest when I discovered I had been duped, but a crust had formed in the interim.
I reckon you should get a go on the real clopper to make amends.
We need a Clopper's Law - Megan has her own one, so surely a generic all-embracing Vaginal Copywright Law could be passed by parliament to ensure no further seed is spilled over erroneous erogenous zones?

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

A pm when you get a minute mate - I have a, erm, mate who is into loud scat.<br /><br />-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:08 pm --<br /><br />

I always feel cheap and used after arriving over a doppelganger clopper - It happened recently over a fake Mila Kunis - I wanted to siphon the semen back up in protest when I discovered I had been duped, but a crust had formed in the interim.
I reckon you should get a go on the real clopper to make amends.
We need a Clopper's Law - Megan has her own one, so surely a generic all-embracing Vaginal Copywright Law could be passed by parliament to ensure no further seed is spilled over erroneous erogenous zones?

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

It is heartwrenching comments like this that make me incandescent with rage.
We need action now.
'No more fake Flanges' should be the rallying cry.

I was thinking more of 'Vote Labia'.

 

[2sheikhs]

'Doppelganger cloppers' are a scourge on society, the blatant deceit and subsequent disappointment one feels when told that the flower you have been lusting over belongs to some third rate porn star is devastating.

I always feel cheap and used after arriving over a doppelganger clopper - It happened recently over a fake Mila Kunis - I wanted to siphon the semen back up in protest when I discovered I had been duped, but a crust had formed in the interim.
I reckon you should get a go on the real clopper to make amends.
We need a Clopper's Law - Megan has her own one, so surely a generic all-embracing Vaginal Copywright Law could be passed by parliament to ensure no further seed is spilled over erroneous erogenous zones?

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

I thought he did Henry V, not Richard III.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I always feel cheap and used after arriving over a doppelganger clopper - It happened recently over a fake Mila Kunis - I wanted to siphon the semen back up in protest when I discovered I had been duped, but a crust had formed in the interim.
I reckon you should get a go on the real clopper to make amends.
We need a Clopper's Law - Megan has her own one, so surely a generic all-embracing Vaginal Copywright Law could be passed by parliament to ensure no further seed is spilled over erroneous erogenous zones?

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

A pm when you get a minute mate - I have a, erm, mate who is into loud scat.

-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:08 pm --

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

It is heartwrenching comments like this that make me incandescent with rage.
We need action now.
'No more fake Flanges' should be the rallying cry.

I was thinking more of 'Vote Labia'.

How about a coalition with the 'Lubricious Liberals?'

 

[2sheikhs]

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

A pm when you get a minute mate - I have a, erm, mate who is into loud scat.

-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:08 pm --

It is heartwrenching comments like this that make me incandescent with rage.
We need action now.
'No more fake Flanges' should be the rallying cry.

I was thinking more of 'Vote Labia'.

How about a coalition with the 'Lubricious Liberals?'

and the c**tservatives

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

I concur. Same thing happened to me but with Susan Boyle, turned out i was wanking over a photo of Brian Blessed taking a shit

A pm when you get a minute mate - I have a, erm, mate who is into loud scat.

-- Tue Nov 26, 2013 3:08 pm --

It is heartwrenching comments like this that make me incandescent with rage.
We need action now.
'No more fake Flanges' should be the rallying cry.

I was thinking more of 'Vote Labia'.

How about a coalition with the 'Lubricious Liberals?'

Sounds like a dream ticket.
I may petition my MP to get a Clunge Clause discussed in the house.
And tell him not to fanny around, or simply pay lip service to it.