Its not Christmas without......

[SambaBoys]

I have been given some options about what to do with Baileys......... only 1 has been remotely interesting (Pigeonho).... and it didn’t really involve a shoe.....

I missed some out too. When you pour it actually over the minge, shove the bottle in too, just the tip like. A little bit of a gush of Baileys splurts out. We liked it anyway.

Nuts magazine would have paid you a small fortune for a gem like that, and you offer “advice” like that for free??
I will never look at a bottle of Baileys the same again – I salute you! lol

 

[Pigeonho]

I missed some out too. When you pour it actually over the minge, shove the bottle in too, just the tip like. A little bit of a gush of Baileys splurts out. We liked it anyway.

Nuts magazine would have paid you a small fortune for a gem like that, and you offer “advice” like that for free??
I will never look at a bottle of Baileys the same again – I salute you! lol

Just don't disrespect the creation by using cheap, snide Baileys!

 

[york away to this!]

Nuts magazine would have paid you a small fortune for a gem like that, and you offer “advice” like that for free??
I will never look at a bottle of Baileys the same again – I salute you! lol

Just don't disrespect the creation by using cheap, snide Baileys!

...you need to think of a name for this cocktail.... the bailey's clam?

 

[Pigeonho]

Just don't disrespect the creation by using cheap, snide Baileys!

...you need to think of a name for this mingetail.... the bailey's clam?

edited, and i've been thinking of that too. I thought 'the creamy mitten' was a good'n.
'Bartender, could you please give my good lady a creamy mitten?'

 

[yerwot?]

mayhem in supermarkets,every paper claiming tills are ringing out record sales,followed after christmas by 'high street gloom'.Trafford Centre grid-lock,fights at taxi ranks,garbage on tele ,.old people dying of cold,easter eggs on boxing day,garbage on tele,queues outside 'arrods for the sale,garbage on tele.

 

[york away to this!]

...you need to think of a name for this mingetail.... the bailey's clam?

edited, and i've been thinking of that too. I thought 'the creamy mitten' was a good'n.
'Bartender, could you please give my good lady a creamy mitten?'

...suppose you wouldn't want to ask for a "cream pie" down the local, so how about a double "landlords pocket" - though perhaps just not specific enough

you should also try some more, errr, recipes. If this catches on you could have a book out....

scotch pancake

badgers hollow

two swallows does actually make a summer

etc

 

[Bill Walker]

My mum offering me Sherry ..... Even though I have told her for the last 10 years I don’t like Sherry!

My mum offering me Baileys ...... Even though I have told her for the last 10 years I don’t like Baileys!

So on and So on...........

it is Christmas..........AND YOU WILL HAVE A FUCKING SHERRY !!!!!

:)

 

[another generation]

When you pour it actually over the minge, shove the bottle in too, just the tip like. A little bit of a gush of Baileys splurts out.

I will never look at a bottle of Baileys the same again.

I, for one, will never drink Baileys straight from the bottle again.

 

[TTTCITYBHOY]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1zWafQF1hc[/youtube]
as much as hes a knob,this is crimbo for me,plus

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrAwK9juhhY[/youtube]

once i hear these 2,its crimbo

 

[CTID1988]

has to be this surely.....

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fDoDUC9M0Sg[/youtube]