It's Quiet 17 - Glory Thread

[journolud]

Dipper and villa fans laughing at us for buying Neymar but not confirmed
Saka better than Palmer
Palmer better talent than Saka
Smith Rowe better than both but can’t even enter that conversation yet
Palmer shit
Palmer great
Saka Shit
Saka great

repeat and rinse

Is Neymar any good?

 

[Stoned Rose]

Apologies, I was looking for transfer news but seem to have landed in the Palmer Player Performance thread instead.

Saying re Neymar big man?

 

[journolud]

The “(still 25)” has thrown me. Surely he’ll be 25 the same amount of time that everybody else will be 25

Not as long as Lingard has been 23

 

[SWPISHOME]

Anyone who can’t see Palmer is going to be an excellent player is frankly not worth bothering with, mate.

100% agree.

He's a phononemial talent. Such a shame he got an injury last season,- He was starting to get a lot of minutes in games including Champions League and Premier League. He would have played alot more only for injury.
When he plays he never looks out of place in a team full of world class players.

 

[Eccles Blue]

Don’t let @Eccles Blue see that video. She’ll have the Eccles mandem after Cole.

Mmmmm, I’ve watched it three times and come to the conclusion that Mr Palmer gets lucky. John Boy trips over (his own feet) and Mr Palmer takes advantage of his own speed. ;-)

 

[andyhinch]

Mmmmm, I’ve watched it three times and come to the conclusion that Mr Palmer gets lucky. John Boy trips over (his own feet) and Mr Palmer takes advantage of his own speed. ;-)

I think John was just trying to make him look good to boost his confidence ;-)

 

[p.taker]

Put the video up

 

[Decepticon]

Pmsl; get off the fence ffs.
I hear he speaks well of you too mate.

Nah he's shit. I rather we focus our energy on Palmer and McAtee than this tosser.

 

[waspish]

At his age, Sane and Sterling were playing for us, and in meaningful roles. Lol, at Walcott? Aye ok, that's a pretty clueless remark.

I respect you more than to get equally pissy back at you, let's see how he does this season. His injury was unfortunate, but he with 3 months our, he still only managed 4 league appearances. only 1 stary in total, if I remember correctly. I did actually feel bad for him, that since his return in April Pep didn't get him on for even a minute when he had 3 substitutions to use, just so he could qualify for a PL medal.

Really hope he proves me wrong, and shows he can play a part this season. But the expectation on him to have a significant contribution are way over the top.

Come on this “at his age” is bollocks players develop at different ages!

 

[chesterbells]

Nah he's shit. I rather we focus our energy on Palmer and McAtee than this tosser.

Although he’s featured less, I’m actually more excited by McAtee of the two, but agreed on both.

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Is Neymar any good?

Allegedly

but then again a diving, cheating up his own arse sister fiddling shite

Allegedly

 

[dave1967]

1. He's been injured
2. Because Gordon has had more playtime due to not being injured and playing for a team that isn't chasing every trophy.

He'll get his minutes this season I'm sure.

And Gordon isn’t that good anyway

 

[bluedanza]

And as I was swimming back to shore…

I saw him tell a joke so deadpan funny just as I was taking a swig of my pint that I covered the row in front of me in beersnot!

“Confession time. Once when I was young, my uncle came into my bedroom and ejaculated over my naked torso… it felt good to get that off my chest”

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I saw him fell a joke so deadpan funny just as I was taking a swig of my pint that I covered the row in front of me in beersnot!

“Confession time. Once when I was young, my uncle came into my bedroom and ejaculated over my naked torso… it felt good to get that off my chest”

Really funny guy. Need to see Gary Delaney a some point, but not sure he’ll eclipse Stewart Francis.

 

[1961_vintage]

Honestly, bar his goal against us.. anytime I’ve watched Saka he’s been the definition of average. His touch and passing are nowhere near the standard we’d require.

Reminds me of Raz but nowhere near as good.

 

[Dadsupportedthem]

Fuck off Neymar, your type isn't wanted around here you snide ****.

 

[oakiecokie]

So like we all did with foden and he's turned out ok

The most overrated youngster ever from our Academy
No idea why people think he’s the fucking bees knees

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Fuck off Neymar, your type isn't wanted around here you snide ****.

That’s bang on. His type isn’t what we are about. If he does come, he will learn quick he is the new kid, and his ego counts for nothing.

 

[oldhamblue]

I saw him tell a joke so deadpan funny just as I was taking a swig of my pint that I covered the row in front of me in beersnot!

“Confession time. Once when I was young, my uncle came into my bedroom and ejaculated over my naked torso… it felt good to get that off my chest”

Did a gig at XS Malarkey years ago where he was the headline act even though nobody had heard of him before. Obviously the promoter had been told he was a headline act in Canada but hed just came to England. Not usually a one liner fan but that night was one of the funniest headline acts Ive ever seen. An absolute masterclass.

Gary Delaney is also very good (married to Sarah Millican). Milton Jones has some cracking one liners too

 

[LevyBee76]

What's interesting in this is we all know that from last night all the city journalists would've had messages asking about Neymar they would've asked contacts at the club and yet there's not been a single denial... plays in to the story of tell everyone nothing...