The first part of your post is correctJust imagine not signing a LB and selling Bernardo to Barca. This forum will melt down
shaw is never ever fit though....a complete sick note....pointlessThink Cucurella will fill in as a third centre back and with five subs both will get plenty of games!
I mentioned Shaw few weeks back was laughed at! I always thought he was a good player defensively and attacking wise! The rags would want 30m at least 15/20m I’d have him!
Hahaha.....fucking spot on!!!Luke Shaw?!
Sometimes words aren’t enough.
How can a summer that started with such dizzying, intoxicating promise end up engaged in serious conversation about Luke ‘fucking’ Shaw!
I’ve been more patient than most and have kept my dummy firmly in my mouth…Penny for Chilwell's thoughts?
We tried to sign him previously and would not mind us chancing our arm.
I would even try a cheeky bid for Luke Shaw if it was lower than £20m. He is running down his deal.
I'd expect to be ridiculed if that happened.I’ve been more patient than most and have kept my dummy firmly in my mouth…
But if we sign Luke Shaw to replace Zinchenko I am launching it in to the stratosphere.
I'd rather sign Sandie ShawShaw? Fucking Shaw!!
Suppose he’d give us width
She won’t wear shoes let alone shin pads?I'd rather sign Sandie Shaw
We’d be a laughing stock, and this time for good reason.I'd expect to be ridiculed if that happened.
That would tempt Luke Shaw to be honestWe’d be a laughing stock, and this time for good reason.
That’s like selling Kev and replacing him with two tons of Belgian chocolate.
I’d have Chilwell all day long. Won’t be happening, mind.
Have you been on the sherry? £20m wouldn’t even feed the useless fat **** for a year. Running down his deal, did you mean bunging down his meal?
She'd still be a better signingShe won’t wear shoes let alone shin pads?
I imagine it would be in our proposal for personal terms. That and a mobility scooter he can use when not playing.That would tempt Luke Shaw to be honest
Mmmm chocolateWe’d be a laughing stock, and this time for good reason.
That’s like selling Kev and replacing him with two tons of Belgian chocolate.
A free gastric band as part of the medical insurance policyI imagine it would be in our proposal for person terms. That and mobility scooter he can use when not playing.
First bit about Chilwell, I agree.Mmmm chocolate
Chilwell would be worth a go, depending on price
He maybe a figure a fun but shaw caused us loads of problems a couple of years ago, he is a good footballer and an attacking threat, certainly no worse than Cancelo defensively
We could ask Greggs to make a Riyad Pasta Pasty for him.A free gastric band as part of the medical insurance policy
Some fans can't handle the rags having decent players, fair enough, we can disagree no issues :-)First bit about Chilwell, I agree.
The second I can only answer in gif…
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