Beach, seaside.
Still think it's Brighton, or Bournemouth. Probably not Torquay Utd.
I hear Nice is nice. Kephran Thuram. Outstanding young midfielder, linked with Liverpool. Offspring of the great Lilian.
Barca have beaches. Nothing more said.
Valencia. David Gaya, LB, Captain, would be the only player I could think we had any interest in.
Villareal - uhh. Dunno what the beach is like. But they do have Yeremy Pino, fine young attacking talent.
I mean... Napoli???
There's so many seaside clubs in Southern Europe. Las Palmas. Malaga. Majorca. Santander. Palermo. All far too small.
Still, I can't resist mentioning Qatari ownership fiasco #452, otherwise known as
Malaga FC
But wait! There's one more I missed.
Bilbao has a few nice playas. I think it's Laporte - he might like to beside that seaside.