"A happy clapper trying to gaslight" is at least funny if a bit odd.
It's only "baffling" if you ignore this:
The closest thing to a list of things you could potentially have bought is a list of things that were actually sold.
As below:
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If Gusto, porro or livramento had moved you'd have a point. But they didnt. Dumfries, Aina and Munoz are totally the wrong age profile for the squad.
If youre genuinely confused we didnt get a right back name one we could have got under 27, that's available and is a genuine upgrade on Rico and Nunes who are probably 7/10 right backs, potentially better over time.