It's Quiet thread 14 - 'do one' edition

[Gumzy97]

So the updates are

We are signing Luiz
No we are not
Pep is going to be replaced by Pochettino
Pep is extending next week maybe!!!!
We are balls deep in for Messi Who is past his best
We are being used by Messi for a new contract but we didn’t want him anyway

Fuck me please give me the music videos as they are easier to try and guess what we are up to

Lets add another one to the list

 

[ONTHERUNWITHTHAKSIN]

Lets add another one to the list

My head hurts

 

[blueinsa]

What are the odds Messi actually comes...

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-1

 

[Tony - MCFC]

Please no to S Roberto. Utterly woeful player.

 

[pudge]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-1

Worth a quid that

 

[Dicko69]

1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000-1

I might stick 1p on that

 

[tolmie's hairdoo]

Any news on out goings @tolmie's hairdoo I assume we need space

There is some interest from Chelsea and Arsenal re Stones, although both loans with possible commitments to buy.

Garcia leaving means that could now change though.

Think Otamendi agent is hoping for a similar loan to buy arrangement next summer to get him out now and off wages.

Bravo and Dave gone now, obviously, but freeing up decent wiggle room on the wage bill.

The people on Villa forums can rest easy, we have the option for another year and Luiz won't be coming this summer.

 

[blueinsa]

Worth a quid that

If we sign Messi this summer i will have a rag tat on one arm, a dippers tat on the other, donate £100 to a charity of @Ric choosing and i will allow him to ban me from the political forum for ever which i think he would relish.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Lets add another one to the list

Hopefully this isn't true, He's fucking garbage.

 

[domalino]

Because signing Messi will cost at least 100 million in transfer fee alone, if he's on similar to what he is now at 400k a week thats another 20 million on top, and he will have performance related bonuses on top of that. Our budget isn't big enough to try and sign the 3 players we desperately need whilst also having 120 million (minimum) just sitting there in case we somehow convince Messi to come.

Yes it is.