I was a paperboy briefly in Ellesmere Park but it ende...what is that noise out on the front?...get my rifle and tell the kids it's pork pie for tea...Coronation Street hasn't been the same since Blanche...it doesn't matter if it was Tyler or Quinn who said it, I love you all the same...fucking yellow with pink shorts...the Aerodrome the busiest I've seen it since the Barton Airshow of 1988 when the Red Arrows flew over...I had to stop the papers when I got a job window cleaning but that paid more so it meant Mama wanted some keep...if you don't want me to post Gail Platt pictures, stop banning me, it just adds temptation...I once saw two Leeds fans walk through the Kippax turnstile, double back and walk straight out of the gates...David Brightwell didn't even play that night at Old Trafford - it's a myth...the woman next door said I cleaned the windows better than my boss...I saw Kimberley Hall completely naked and nearly fell off the ladder...pineapple does belong on a pizza...I reckon that Pep knew it all along and was trying to tell us something when he pumped his fist in time with his song at Leicester...I personally think it's a barm but I respect everyone's opinion...I'm currently listening to Boston and it sums up this evening...the Glass Bridge should never have been updated...Morrissey was a good songwriter before he started talking shite...navy socks preferable but for fuck's sake no more sky blue shorts...single tier North Stand...build it and they will come...
