It's Quiet Thread 15 - Txiki Blinders

[borassic]

Traore?! I hope you lot are all having laugh. We need a striker !

 

[mancity2012_eamo]

I don’t think we need a Messi or Ronaldo for that matter (in their prime, oh yeah) or the likes of a
Sancho or anyone else who runs fast into space beyond the back line. We don’t generally play a counter attack game

What we need is a guy who arrives in the right spot at the right time around the six yard area.
A fox in the box.
A tap in merchant.
A Gert Muller.
A Gary Lineker.
A big Lewendoski type or Haaland would be nice but ultimately someone cute and quick over 5 yards.
Basically someone who will up our conversion rate from 1 in 5 or whatever.

Can Torres be taught?
Is Delap that guy?

Haven’t a clue, but let’s not get giddy about every guy who scores in two games in a row for teams that don’t play anything like us.

If we don’t get a striker this window, yes I’m disappointed, but let’s leave the recruiting to our guys at City who have the whole picture.

 

[55yr old teenager]

I had both, thought the drink had cleaned me out, but Jesus you're right about the enema, only just made it.

I would say however that I have also had the camera down the throat twice and that is 100 times worse.....

I had both done on the same day. They did the camera down my throat first, but despite being sedated I was still trying to pull the camera out of my throat so they had to abandon that. The colonoscopy I have limited memory of due to the sedation.

 

[Thenumber1blue]

Traore?! I hope you lot are all having laugh. We need a striker !

Shite isn't he

 

[g180aj]

Nice have signed Delort today and Kasper Dolberg wasn’t even on the bench yesterday….

He’s got a 1 in 3 ratio, i personally think both Torres and Delap would score more than him in our team

 

[Damanino]

48 hours left...

 

[Bluechipblue]

Lol fucking hell only thing traore is better then raz at is lifting weights.

I'd like to see him lift weights after drinking moviprep. Or maybe not.

 

[Mancity0303]

lol.

 

[C17Y KG]

Yes i am, been on it for 4 years now and I've been fine, hope its working for you

Chers frothy .two years .working great pain free . Sorry to hog the chat . Anyway i think torres is gonna be a player n a half given the chance ..

 

[Bluechipblue]

All I remember is coming round in a room full of ladies in gowns drinking cups of hot chocolate. I thought I had died and gone to an afterlife where everyone walks round with their arse on show.

You're lucky. My proctologist asked me if 4 of his young student nurses could stay and watch the procedure. If you go in shy, there isn't a chance you come out the same. As an aside, the specialist I had at Trafford General, was Saddam Hussein's specialist before fleeing Iraq. There was an article on him in the MEN. Not a claim to fame to brag about.