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My pregnant teen toasts bread over a candle flame in Georgian prison, mum says​


"They all cook for each other," Ms Kennedy says. "Bella has been making eggy bread and cheese toasties, and salt and pepper chicken."

Some accounts from inside the jail paint a stark picture of conditions.


We have to thank the BBC for highlighting the plight of this upstanding citizen and it's a travesty that she only has salt and pepper chicken and no soy sauce dip to go with it.




www.bbc.co.uk

Pregnant Bella Culley 'toasts bread over a candle flame' in Georgian prison

Billingham teenager Bella Culley is facing two years in prison in Georgia, South Caucasus.
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Centurions said:
The Sun has managed to drag our name into it :(

LET BELLA GO

Family of pregnant Bella Culley begs ex-Man City star Georgian president for pardon to avoid ‘mule’ giving birth in jail​

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I knew this would happen, she'll be in the Guardian with a Kinky shirt on next week asking for City fans to break her out.

FFS though, it was only 20lbs of drugs, nobody would notice that if it was slipped in between your duty free cigs and booze.
 
One of the first links that come up when googling her name brings up a companies house listing. The nature of business is given as:-

"46180 - Agents specialised in the sale of other particular products".

LUJAMEN LIMITED overview - Find and update company information - GOV.UK

LUJAMEN LIMITED - Free company information from Companies House including registered office address, filing history, accounts, annual return, officers, charges, business activity
find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk

No, that's not a joke. She was appointed in Sept 2024 (arrested in May 2025).

They can't be that brazen can they?

The registrar is intending to take, or has taken, steps to strike off this company under section 1002A of the Companies Act 2006. This relates to information or a statement in an application for incorporation that is misleading, false or deceptive.
 
BimboBob said:
Just a weird case, pouty girl goes on holiday, gets knocked up, gets caught with drugs, claims she was tortured, gets banged up. Meanwhile her Mum has managed to get a load of money together and has had a fabulous make over. And given the rest to the authorities.
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But we have to have some sympathy specially when there are a few spaces empty in the spice cabinet and it prevents you knocking up a korma or a decent ragout.
 
mexico1970 said:
But we have to have some sympathy specially when there are a few spaces empty in the spice cabinet and it prevents you knocking up a korma or a decent ragout.
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Stop it can’t get ready for the game if you keep writing stuff like this, the laughters blocking my sympathy for this poor innocent. Have you tried stand up :-)
 
i kne albert davy said:
Stop it can’t get ready for the game if you keep writing stuff like this, the laughters blocking my sympathy for this poor innocent. Have you tried stand up :-)
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I can barely sit up straight never mind stand up mate, it's not a laughing matter today it's definitely snood and gloves.

This Bella character thinks she's got it bad.
 
Let the bastards rot in hell, I tried smuggling 4 oz of finest Cornish clotted cream through Liverpool airport and the bastards caught me. I based my defence on the fact butter is allowed through and it's the same fat content as the aformentioned clotted cream...............The chainsaw was a completely different matter.....I would have gladly my served time.
 
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