Today I don't need to bother as I'm a single middle aged grumpy bah humbug fuck of valentine sort of guy.
But whenever I've been in a relationship I've made it plain from the start I don't conform to rushing round Tescos at the last minute on a guilt trip, trying to buy some wilted flowers at half price and a box of milk tray and the like just to appease the woman I love. 'Every little helps', fuck you Tesco!
Buying fluffy fuckin' bears and £10 cards and all the other shite that you feel obliged to, fuck off.
I've always spontaneously bought women I've loved flowers chocolates and other gifts throughout the year.
I don't need valentines day, it's a fuckin' shite rip off day IMO.
It's Easter eggs next. Go on, go and buy your easter bunny boiler a nice big choccy egg so she can sit there in front of corrie scoffing the lot; )