Jacob Rees-Mogg’s new rules

George Hannah

Well-Known Member
Joined
19 Mar 2009
Messages
17,432
Location
The Barcelona of the North
tX1XPgt.jpg

These are the list of words Jacob Rees-Mogg deems 'no longer fit for purpose'. In a long list of dos and don’ts, he also asks that all MPs are addressed with the title Esq after their name and tells staff “CHECK your work”. The EU has issued several directives over the decades asking member states to use metric measurements. The UK has been a late adopter of the system, continuing to use miles rather than kilometres on road signs, for example. Mr Rees-Mogg makes clear he would prefer staff to always use imperial measurements, most of which were phased out from the mid-1960s.
 
I agree completely with Jake about two spaces after a full stop. Have yer read this you bastards on 'ere? TWO FUCKING SPACES after a full stop!

Oh, and imperial measurements. Are we gonna have twenty shillings in a pound and twelve pence in a shilling after October. Get it sorted, Boris!

Ooops, sorry you bastards on 'ere, I have to call you esquire!
 
I agree completely with Jake about two spaces after a full stop. Have yer read this you bastards on 'ere? TWO FUCKING SPACES after a full stop!

Oh, and imperial measurements. Are we gonna have twenty shillings in a pound and twelve pence in a shilling after October. Get it sorted, Boris!

Ooops, sorry you bastards on 'ere, I have to call you esquire!

Are they still using typewriters in his office or something?
 
Like him for his political theatre and knowledge and he is perfect for the role of Leader of the house as he is also funny.
 

Don't have an account? Register now and see fewer ads!

SIGN UP
Back
Top
  AdBlock Detected
Bluemoon relies on advertising to pay our hosting fees. Please support the site by disabling your ad blocking software to help keep the forum sustainable. Thanks.