Jacob Rees-Mogg’s new rules

[Vic]

I agree completely with Jake about two spaces after a full stop. Have yer read this you bastards on 'ere? TWO FUCKING SPACES after a full stop!

Oh, and imperial measurements. Are we gonna have twenty shillings in a pound and twelve pence in a shilling after October. Get it sorted, Boris!

Ooops, sorry you bastards on 'ere, I have to call you esquire!

Pounds shillings and pence?
What have the Romans ever done for us?

Rees-Mogg would have us go back to bartering.
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[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Pounds shillings and pence?
What have the Romans ever done for us?

Rees-Mogg would have us go back to bartering.
.

Interestingly, on my iPhone as I text and mistakenly put two spaces after a word the phone slips in a full stop!

 

[blueish swede]

Pounds shillings and pence?
What have the Romans ever done for us?

Rees-Mogg would have us go back to grovelling.
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