January 2019 window

[meeesh]

I’ve cracked the Da Vinci Code put forth by @tolmie's hairdoo.

We’re signing Audrey Tautou to cover Dinho at DM, which is great as she is great at Hunting and Gathering, is not afraid to do the Dirty Pretty Things (as well as the ones that require Delicacy), can solve the Chinese Puzzle of parked bus defences, and plans to make this A Very Long Engagement.

It’ll cost us but she is Priceless, really. I hear she’ll take number 76 and have a childhood nickname of Amelie on her shirt.

It’ll be a Happy End to deadline day, just wait.

Let's hope it was her on that plane then

 

[SebastianBlue]

Let's hope it was her on that plane then

 

[Delphinho]

@tolmie's hairdoo Any updates?

 

[argyle]

Even at the expense of missing another opportunity to state 'i told you so' ??

Can't burn out too soon, plenty of season left for that ;)

 

[LIBlue]

#welcomenoone at least we know the summer will be fun :D

 

[Bleu]

#welcomenoone at least we know the summer will be fun :D

We’ve signed Craig Noone??

 

[jaiguruKun]

@tolmie's hairdoo Any updates?

I've heard it on very good authority we're signing Swee Tafucall for £100m.

 

[The Riot Club]

So that passed without incident then.

Looks like we'll have to overcome the scousers and their pet referees with what we have. Hopefully some of them find their form pretty fucking quick and we don't pick up any more injuries.