Jeff Stelling

KentBlue said:
I watched Jabba the Crooks recently interviewing a former player for Football Focus. There's Crooks with one of his many chins cradling between his finger and thumb, one eyebrow raised quizzically like a fucking fat bloated Roger Moore, nodding all sagely and wisely like some intellectual heavyweight, and the ex-player he was interviewing was none other than David 'I'm-thicker-than-27-mattresses-laid-on-top-of-one-another' Beckham.

FFS! The way Mount Lard was acting you'd have thought he was deep in conversation with Stephen Fry, Chris Hitchens and the Dalai Lama all rolled into one gargantuan bonce.
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Good post :-)
 
Blueknows said:
Team of the week is laughable again ...................Well, what a performance by Axel Tuanzebe. The approach from the 19-year-old was just perfect. He did exactly what his senior professionals in the United line-up told him to do and played everything simple.

He never once over-complicated the game when in possession and although United lost, Tuanzebe took care of Alexis Sanchez as if he was playing a youth team game and looked a star in the making.

We've already seen Marcus Rashford and Jesse Lingard come through at United. Where are they getting these kids from? It's great to see a Premier League club bringing through home-grown talent. I was beginning to think we'd forgotten how.
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That's 3. All getting games because of injuries and poor form from Wooney. All to be flogged to Sunderland or West Brom in the not too distant future ala Yanners Eye, McNair, Wilson, Macheda, Obertan.... I could go on but you get the general idea.....
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
I can't believe his eyes haven't popped out on live TV yet!
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laserblue said:
I'm glad Hartlepool finally went down. Apart from a very few seasons, ever since I was a kid they've been absolute shite. They hold the record for the number of times a club has had to apply fior re-election (11) but they survived each year when better clubs failed to be re-elected. Gateshead were kicked out of the League the first and only time they had to apply for re-election in 1960. They were only 3rd bottom while Hartlepool were bottom.
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It seemed to be Rochdale and Halifax, who finished bottom and next to bottom every season, when I was a kid.
 
KentBlue said:
I watched Jabba the Crooks recently interviewing a former player for Football Focus. There's Crooks with one of his many chins cradling between his finger and thumb, one eyebrow raised quizzically like a fucking fat bloated Roger Moore, nodding all sagely and wisely like some intellectual heavyweight, and the ex-player he was interviewing was none other than David 'I'm-thicker-than-27-mattresses-laid-on-top-of-one-another' Beckham.

FFS! The way Mount Lard was acting you'd have thought he was deep in conversation with Stephen Fry, Chris Hitchens and the Dalai Lama all rolled into one gargantuan bonce.
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Christopher Hitchens - now that is one interview I would have tuned in for
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
That's 3. All getting games because of injuries and poor form from Wooney. All to be flogged to Sunderland or West Brom in the not too distant future ala Yanners Eye, McNair, Wilson, Macheda, Obertan.... I could go on but you get the general idea.....
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Chadwick, Borthwick-Jackson, Love, Weir, Will Keane, Campbell, Cleverley, Morrison, Tunnicliffe, Powell....all touted as being stellar players for the rags for years to come.
 
BlueHammer85 said:
i suppose they could get some fresh faces in, although Jeff would definitely be a miss for the show. Personally, like all football shows, i dont watch them all talk - i turn it on a 3pm and watch all the scores roll in, in fact with a beer that's my perfect afternoon ! just a shame i have a Mrs who loves nothing more than to drag me to shops on a Saturday
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BlueHammer85 said:
Ah, you basically defended Karen for making up a completely untrue statement about me, you said it doesn't matter that it was untrue. So just making a couple of made up quotes from your goodself.
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You don't watch them talking which is what we were talking about,the talking bit is what you should watch then you would get what blues are saying about him
 
MarsLlama said:
I'm living in Portsmouth and let me tell you people are very unhappy about the media reaction to the last 24 hours. Very little on Portsmouth's title win, or anyone else for that matter- all the publicity is going to Jeff Stelling FC. If their best-known fan wasn't a Sky presenter nobody would give a shit.
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Well said.
 
Lancet Fluke said:
The BT one is a little more relaxed, not all screaming and shouting like the dicks on Soccer Saturday but still the pundits on there are equally terrible in other ways and same with the BBC one. Ultimately none of them are ever going to be any good until they learn how to recruit pundits who are interesting, well informed and not very annoying. I don't understand how all of the channels seem so incapable of finding anyone who can do the job well.
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I enjoy soccer Saturday. It's my Saturday tradition. Maybe it is all a bit comfortable and they do chat shite but that's all part of it. For real analysis then I recommend MNF. Doesn't get much better than that.
 
davymcfc said:
I enjoy soccer Saturday. It's my Saturday tradition. Maybe it is all a bit comfortable and they do chat shite but that's all part of it. For real analysis then I recommend MNF. Doesn't get much better than that.
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Not sure how you could enjoy or watch it when the presenter and half the pundits absolutely despise Manchester City.
 
When i am watching us on a feed i have it on in the background as they have the goals before the feed does usually,with the sound down of course
 
ManCityX said:
Not sure how you could enjoy or watch it when the presenter and half the pundits absolutely despise Manchester City.
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Obviously not being a supporter of Man City I can honestly say I've never picked up on that - if you can take that aside , can you see how others like it ?
 
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